
Quoting
LawResearcherMissy
I'm not rich either - my neighbors hated the previous owners of my house so much, they constructed privacy fences! So my house came with them already, which was great, because it saved me the trouble of doing it myself.
(Not to mention the bucks!)
You could go out in the back yard and romp about in your undies til the neighbors get tired of it and put up privacy fences? I dunno man, I'm just throwing it out there. Maybe wear outrageous Elvis costumes and tell them you're a member of the Great Church of the Disco Ball?
I know I'd build a privacy fence if my neighbor was doing that.
I've got a nosy neighbor, too. She got all upset the first year we had the house because we were having our Midwinter Night party, and had 4 cars in the drive. She came over to complain (why she was complaining about people in MY driveway is anyone's guess) and about had a heart attack when she was handed a Bee Sting and a plate of food and told to stop fussing and start enjoying herself.
Maybe tie the brush up into smaller bundles and get yourself a firepit? Shazam, firewood! Don't you Texans like to sit at the fire and drink beer?