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  1. #11
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    Default Re: Burnin Brush at Night

    Quote Quoting blueeagle
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    Can't afford one! I ain't rich like you!
    Then she would most definitely call the police. She called 'em on me a couple months back because I made the retarded gesture to her 56 year old son and shot him the finger! Of course, the police didn't do anything, but it was still a inconvenient waste of my time!
    I'm not rich either - my neighbors hated the previous owners of my house so much, they constructed privacy fences! So my house came with them already, which was great, because it saved me the trouble of doing it myself.

    (Not to mention the bucks!)

    You could go out in the back yard and romp about in your undies til the neighbors get tired of it and put up privacy fences? I dunno man, I'm just throwing it out there. Maybe wear outrageous Elvis costumes and tell them you're a member of the Great Church of the Disco Ball?

    I know I'd build a privacy fence if my neighbor was doing that.

    I've got a nosy neighbor, too. She got all upset the first year we had the house because we were having our Midwinter Night party, and had 4 cars in the drive. She came over to complain (why she was complaining about people in MY driveway is anyone's guess) and about had a heart attack when she was handed a Bee Sting and a plate of food and told to stop fussing and start enjoying herself.

    Maybe tie the brush up into smaller bundles and get yourself a firepit? Shazam, firewood! Don't you Texans like to sit at the fire and drink beer?

  2. #12
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    Default Re: Burning Brush at Night

    Slip it into her yard tonight and first thing in the morning, light it and let her call the cops. Its in her yard, its her problem.

    Or, you could build a cross and put a dummy {not the neighbor's son} on a cross and burn it. Its a religious thing, you are sending witches back to the firey depths of hell.

  3. #13
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    Default Re: Burnin Brush at Night

    Quote Quoting LawResearcherMissy
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    I'm not rich either - my neighbors hated the previous owners of my house so much, they constructed privacy fences! So my house came with them already, which was great, because it saved me the trouble of doing it myself.

    (Not to mention the bucks!)

    You could go out in the back yard and romp about in your undies til the neighbors get tired of it and put up privacy fences? I dunno man, I'm just throwing it out there. Maybe wear outrageous Elvis costumes and tell them you're a member of the Great Church of the Disco Ball?

    I know I'd build a privacy fence if my neighbor was doing that.

    I've got a nosy neighbor, too. She got all upset the first year we had the house because we were having our Midwinter Night party, and had 4 cars in the drive. She came over to complain (why she was complaining about people in MY driveway is anyone's guess) and about had a heart attack when she was handed a Bee Sting and a plate of food and told to stop fussing and start enjoying herself.

    Maybe tie the brush up into smaller bundles and get yourself a firepit? Shazam, firewood! Don't you Texans like to sit at the fire and drink beer?
    To much effort! Look if I really wanted to spend time getting rid of it, I would throw it over my back fence and into this debilitated old mans back yard. He can't even get out of his house. I doubt he would ever notice! But I'm to lazy to do that.

    Quote Quoting zedex
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    Slip it into her yard tonight and first thing in the morning, light it and let her call the cops. Its in her yard, its her problem.

    Or, you could build a cross and put a dummy {not the neighbor's son} on a cross and burn it. Its a religious thing, you are sending witches back to the firey depths of hell.
    Burning crosses in very common in my neighborhood!

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    Default Re: Burning Brush at Night

    Funny thread.

    Next time you burn....throw some grass in it....and I am not talking lawn grass. Make sure her home is downwind......

    ( I suggest this because we once had druggie neighbors. I don't smoke pot, but I was waking up stoned from their fumes!!!!!)

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    Default Re: Burning Brush at Night

    Quote Quoting PandorasBox
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    Funny thread.

    Next time you burn....throw some grass in it....and I am not talking lawn grass. Make sure her home is downwind......

    ( I suggest this because we once had druggie neighbors. I don't smoke pot, but I was waking up stoned from their fumes!!!!!)
    I have an old pothead hippy on the other side of me! He's pretty cool though. Once, at a neighborhood watch meeting, he said, "Robert man, I don't believe in calling the fuzz. I wouldn't even call them if I saw somebody robbing your pad, man"

    I fail to see the humor in livin next door to a nosey old lady and a mental retard! They can watch everything that goes on in the neighborhood, but they can't find a job. Both on living off the damn government! You try livin next door to 'em!

  6. #16
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    Default Re: Burning Brush at Night

    Have you considered burning it in the daytime? Just a thought. I feel for you BE, I have some miserable neighbors myself.

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    Default Re: Burning Brush at Night

    Quote Quoting Joshuadeuce1
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    Have you considered burning it in the daytime? Just a thought. I feel for you BE, I have some miserable neighbors myself.
    I can't even step out my porch in the daytime with out those two imbecilic morons spying on me!

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