Please Include The Name Of Your State: Texas
Howdy. I live in Texas. I'm wondering what the law says about burning brush after dark? Any illegalities here?
May the god of your choice bless you.![]()
Please Include The Name Of Your State: Texas
Howdy. I live in Texas. I'm wondering what the law says about burning brush after dark? Any illegalities here?
May the god of your choice bless you.![]()
Burn regulations are usually handled at the county level. You'd want to check with your local fire marshal to see if there are time restrictions, as well as permit requirements or smoke management plan requirements.
I figured that.
Missy, the reason I made this inquiry is because I live next to an old lady and her retarded son who make it a point to observe everything that goes on in the neighborhood. I'm getting fed up with them and their constant noisiness! They both need to get a damn job!
Burn the brush tomorrow night and if the police come say, "God's appearing for you, as well? What a Christmas!"
This, of course, presupposes that Texas cops know basic Christian theology and have a sense of humor.
well, if you would make up your own religion and claim the burning of the brush is similar to the release of smoke when the Catholics choose a new Pope, you might be able to force them allowing you to burn whenever you want, until you choose your new pope.
He is a bit broken up over the death of Oral Roberts.
I've got it!!!
Claim this is a return of the burning bush that Moses observed when God directed him to lead his people. Just make sure you wear no shoes and just keep talking to the fire as you watch it. It will either make the police believers or make them take you to the psych hospital. Either way, you win because the neighbors won't be allowed to bother you anymore.![]()
Can't afford one! I ain't rich like you!
Then she would most definitely call the police. She called 'em on me a couple months back because I made the retarded gesture to her 56 year old son and shot him the finger! Of course, the police didn't do anything, but it was still a inconvenient waste of my time!Alternatively, you can smile suggestively, lick your lips, and make the "come hither" gesture at her when she's watching you. That ought to cure her quick.