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    I beg all of you to resist the temptation of drinking and driving this holiday season.



























    You might hit a bump and spill it!!!

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    I beg all of you to resist the temptation of drinking and driving this holiday season.
    You might hit a bump and spill it!!!
    Or your saddle might slip

    You have my word on it. Happy Thanksgiving.

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    Bruised booze is no good so be careful.

    Side note: Where I was in Ga, the state court judge always ended each and every case with a warning to every defendant. " If you're gonna drink, don't drive. If you're gonna drive, don't drink". It didn't matter why you were in court, everyone got that.

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    Alcohol is the greatest thing known to man. It gets us through the good times, and the bad times. Treats almost any problem we face. It's proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Why would anybody want to risk spilling such a precious commodity!?

    These people piss me off!!

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    Alcohol is the greatest thing known to man. It gets us through the good times, and the bad times. Treats almost any problem we face. It's proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!
    And if I may add, the more I drink, the better my ex looks Man, a bottle of MB20/20 and a marriage license.....SAWEEEEEET!

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    And if I may add, the more I drink, the better my ex looks Man, a bottle of MB20/20 and a marriage license.....SAWEEEEEET!
    It has that effect on all women!! Alcohol is simply a miracle!

    Screw what those pinko-commies at MADD think!!!

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    The divorce rate was never higher than it was during prohibition. Adding insult to injury, AVON wasn't even in existence at that time. No booze, no make-up...

    All my ex had to offer was her personality...HA, yeah OK!.....but I fell for it. NEXT

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    Quote Quoting M'sta Mikey
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    The divorce rate was never higher than it was during prohibition. Adding insult to injury, AVON wasn't even in existence at that time. No booze, no make-up...
    THANK YOU! You're not such a dorky loser after all! I don't give a damn what Zendex and Gigirle said about you in those PM's they "didn't" send me! (kiddin')

    Crime rate was higher too! Tell that to those MADD morons!

    All my ex had to offer was her personality...HA, yeah OK!.....but I fell for it. NEXT
    Isn't she rich, dude?

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    Isn't she rich, dude?

    This was his ex: http://www.expertlaw.com/forums/show...ight=gift+card

    lol

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    Quote Quoting blueeagle
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    THANK YOU! You're not such a dorky loser after all! I don't give a damn what Zendex and Gigirle said about you in those PM's they "didn't" send me! (kiddin')

    Crime rate was higher too! Tell that to those MADD morons!


    Isn't she rich, dude?
    She is, but no matter how much money she has, she maintains a double-bagger status

    A bag over my face and one over hers in case mine falls off....WOOOOOOOF

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