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    This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000!"

    A lot of money! But the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

    The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job.! So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle!

    Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

    After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there.

    Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.

    By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

    The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air.

    Buzzards are circling overhead.

    The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

    Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhhh .. they're getting closer."

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    Default Re: Determination

    Hmmmm, are you suggesting that Kenny has some kind of oversized Johnson????? I find this SHOCKING

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    There ya go again...........

    It ain't the size of the cock in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the cock!

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    Quote Quoting souperdave
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    There ya go again...........

    It ain't the size of the cock in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the cock!
    Size is everything, just ask Kenny

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    Size is everything, just ask Kenny.
    You're obsessing AGAIN! There is no reference to that of which you speak.

    I am soooooooooo glad that I had toys to play with when I was a youngster! Obviously you had to make do with what you had 'on-hand'!

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    Maybe Ashman can back me up on this

    And it is your post, you seemed to favor the situation of Kenny, so why not accept it

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    I'm sure A-man will take you up on the "back up".....then y'all can reciprocate.

    Unless the A-man has taste and don't do Texan.............I'm jus' sayin'!

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    Maybe Ashman can back me up on this
    Bet you would love that!!

    Assman: OhMy! I find you SHOCKINGLY irresistible!!

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    Possibly would put the "end" to Oh's recent O.C.D. outbreak!

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    Com'on. This is an easy one. Kenny was simply a black rooster.

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