NNNOOOOOO you cant do that here in Texas. You can NOT fire a firearm in the air, at kids (or anyone else) who are not causing danger to your life. Hunting durring season is allowed, however, hunting children is NOT what they meant.
They can also say you shot AT THEM, children can have imaginations. Be smart, unload your gun, put it in your gun safe and go outside and give the kids a good ol texas hollarin at LOL.
Really, I do not want to see you arrested and have to stand trial for attempted murder.
Go find that prostitue instead that you spoke about in Banter and see if you are able to come up with that STIFF one that you have been lacking the last 5 years
