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    Default Jerry Doyle's Ten Commandments for Illegals

    JERRY DOYLE”S
    LEGAL IMMIGRATION
    10 COMMANDMENTS

    1. IF YOU ENTER THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ILLEGALLY OR OVERSTAY YOUR VISA, YOU WILL NEVER BE ELIGIBLE TO BECOME A CITIZEN OF THE US. NO EXCEPTIONS.

    2. IF YOU HIRE SOMEONE WHO IS ILLEGAL, YOU AND / OR YOUR BUSINESS WILL BE FINED $50,000.00 PER EMPLOYEE. “STRICT LIABILITY” WILL BE THE LEGAL STANDARD.

    3. THE POLICY OF “ANCHOR BABIES” IS NO LONGER THE LAW. YOU ARE ONLY ELIGIBLE TO BE A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES IF YOU ARE BORN “OF” A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

    4. “SANCTUARY CITIES AND / OR STATES” WILL RECEIVE NO FEDERAL TAX DOLLAR REVENUE SHARING OR MATCHING. FEDERAL HIGHWAY SPEED LIMIT STANDARDS WILL BE THE TEMPLATE.

    5. “SANCTUARY HOUSES OF WORSHIP”, IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF US LAW, WILL LOSE THEIR TAX EXEMPT STATUS.

    6. FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS, DOING BUSINESS IN THE UNITED STATES, WILL BE PROHIBITED FROM OFFERING AND PROVIDING ANY INCENTIVE PROGRAM(S), ANY DISCOUNT LOAN(S), SUBSIDIZED CHECKING AND / OR SAVINGS ACCOUNT(S) OR ANY “SPECIAL” OFFER(S) TO ANYONE IN THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY.

    7. PUBLIC EDUCATION, MEDICAL AND DENTAL SERVICES, HOUSING, SOCIAL SERVICES, FOOD STAMPS, SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, SSDI AND ANY OTHER US GOVERNMENT PROGRAM WILL BE FOR THE BENEFIT OF LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES ONLY.

    8. ANY PERSON(S), CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION(S), OR BUSINESS ENTITY THAT HARBORS ANY ILLEGAL ALIEN(S) WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY BE CHARGED WITH A FEDERAL OFFENSE AND LOSE THEIR CITIZENSHIP.

    9. GUEST WORKER VISAS WILL BE ISSUED ON A 5 YEAR TRAILING AVERAGE OF THE AGGREAGATE NUMBER OF VISAS ISSUED WITH ADJUSTMENTS FOR PROJECTED GDP GROWTH AND / OR CONTRACTION.

    10. ENGLISH WILL BE THE ONLY LANGUAGE USED IN THE PUBLIC WORKPLACE, PUBLIC EDUCATION, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OFFICES AND FACILITIES, HOSPITALS AND RELATED MEDICAL FACILITIES AND THE FEDERAL COURT SYSTEM. ALL VOTING FOR FEDERAL OFFICES WILL BE DONE IN ENGLISH ONLY.


    Can I get a big Texas, "YEE HAW!!"?

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    Default Re: Jerry Doyle's Ten Commandments for Illegals

    Just give me a little more time, Blue. I am addressing this issue now. Sit back and watch, I'll tell you when.

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    Default Re: Jerry Doyle's Ten Commandments for Illegals

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    Just give me a little more time, Blue. I am addressing this issue now. Sit back and watch, I'll tell you when.
    GOOD!!! Somebody needs to do something about these 20 million INVADERS!!!

    Perhaps the government of Mexico should be held accountable?

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    Default Re: Jerry Doyle's Ten Commandments for Illegals

    Accountable. No. You just can't prove they are intentionally sending these people over. Get them back?? Oh, yea. ENMASS

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    Default Re: Jerry Doyle's Ten Commandments for Illegals

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    Accountable. No. You just can't prove they are intentionally sending these people over.
    Maybe not, but they aren't doing anything to stop this invasion!

    Get them back?? Oh, yea. ENMASS
    A couple million Americans and some of our handy F-22s will work perfectly.

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    Default Re: Jerry Doyle's Ten Commandments for Illegals

    Who's up for a roadtrip to the border? We could volunteer to help finish the fence!


    Then, after it's finished, we could help out lookin' for tunnels.

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