Lord Satin...you agreed to take one for the team remember? Hopefully the team will be grateful.

You rejected the pretrial offer and now you've entered the crap shoot. Craps usually has great odds when played (for the player) but you, however, have an idiot for a lawyer. You gave the house (in this case, the court house) the edge. Further increasing the house's odds is your ego. Your ability to think you can "sweet talk" a judge. (that one had me ROFLMAO). You claim your good at it but I'm taking the house odds.
Your looking at a year in prision FOR EACH COUNT. Not to mention the $1000 fine for each. Oooch!