Possession of marijuana under 20 grams
Possession of marijuana paraphernalia

Not driving under the influence, He was nice cause I made laugh (by playing the COPS theme song while he wrote me up lmao)

See I'm straight with cops, not courts.

This is so stupid dude. I don't even smoke anymore.
U think I can bullshit my way out of this? Except I'll be telling the truth not bullshitting.
I don't really care about the fees...
I just don't wanna go through a 6 month programs of shit I already know. I study my drugs before I consume them. I wouldn't drive if I couldn't handle it... For my mother's sake I did cartwheels, hand stands and flips for the officer to prove my sobriety! Or... my ability to effortlessly perform everyday tasks under the influence of marijuana, AND I exceeded his expectations! I don't do things stupidly... except this bullshit... And I'm about to sign up for college... I sure as hell don't want this... stupidity staining my record.
Ignorance = illegalization = control...
control control control control!!! Iso;hijiogjwerhuinerabvuio;er!
*sigh* We're still operating as slaves and masters I tell u

Anyways.
Legal advice
would be nice
Before I am enticed
to get a knife
slice and dice
my arms and drain my life...

Uhm.. I wouldn't wanna hire a lawyer or a representative... I'd rather get through this by myself (not to be cheap, but more for experience). Be my own lawyer, representative, or whatever...

can you tell me what I should say or be aware of while in court?
Or know any informative articles that may increase my chances of winning this case?
Can I pull some constitutional bullshit on them?

I'm fairly creative I can come up with shit on the spot.
And if someone here could light a candle in the darkness, I can find dry wood and light the forest.
In other words... please tell me there's hope.
If I like the outcome I might just study law