*doh!*Why oh why, would you steal when you are on probation?
You would give up your freedom for pizza? (was it tombstone? they are good, but not THAT good!)
You need to change your thoughts about shoplifting being a 'stupid' charge. It is theft. Judges don't like theft. Quit doing it.
(oh, and only 2 possible felony charges in 22 years is not a good record.)

