Sounds like you should be spanked on the butt.
Ok, so you spank her and go to jail. You refuse to do community service or pay your fines. Then, you test dirty and want to get this over with, right?
Its too late, pal. You will be revoked and you will return to jail. There is no bail on probation violation. You will have to serve some time.
To get this over with and behind you:
Do your time
Pay your fines
Visit your PO
Stop using drugs
Learn that your wife isn't a child to be spanked
Go up and accept responsibilty for your actions.

