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    Default Innocent Until Proven Guilty

    I'm humbled by my oversight of "Innocent until proven guilty in a court of law......" concept. Please accept my apology.

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    Default Re: Wrongly Accused By Belk

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    Why is it that people that commit retail theft like this *shop* before going to the returns counter. I know I would do my returns prompty before shopping. I find this story redicules. Is it just me or is it obvious to everyone else that if you have a couple bags full of goods and no receipt you go immediately to the returns counter before romping around a store and self scanning/price checking the tags.
    For the purpose of this forum, I take the position that I should give her the benefit of the doubt, innocent until proven guilty, etc. And she is doing the right thing by having her attorney defend her. But yeah, that said, her story doesn't exactly impress me - the part about going about the store with all the previously purchased merchandise, no receipt for the bag, etc. Honestly, most kids know better. Everybody knows that without a receipt you have no proof of ownership in such a situation.

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    Default Re: Innocent Until Proven Guilty

    Wow! Souperdave is asking for forgiveness? Write this shit down in the Guiness Book of World Records. We shall never see this day again. In fact, here is the link to where we can find his feat. www.guinnessworldrecords.com/ (Also check him out on Most Outrageous Stories Told - Spike TV Tuesday Nights at 7 PM)

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    Lightbulb Re: Innocent Until Proven Guilty

    BAM!!!! Your mom let you out to play! It's been so long........I was wondering if you'd fallen off the face of the Earth!!!!!

    But then, wishful thinking never did get me anywhere.

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    Default Re: Innocent Until Proven Guilty

    A typical souperdave response. Your mom. How witty. How clever. When are you gonna get a real job and play with the big boys mister supervisor? I suggest you use your connections to expand not only your insults but to get a real job. A job that pays more than the $15/hr you are making.

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    Default Re: Innocent Until Proven Guilty

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    A typical souperdave response. Your mom. How witty. How clever. When are you gonna get a real job and play with the big boys mister supervisor? I suggest you use your connections to expand not only your insults but to get a real job. A job that pays more than the $15/hr you are making.
    Oh, you're just jealous because you're still flipping burgers for 7 bucks an hour.

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    Lightbulb Re: Innocent Until Proven Guilty

    You're wrong Blue, he's not a burger flipper! The bam-o-matic is a genuine some-sort-of-legend-in-his-right-hand important guy for a big ol'company. Took him a lot of sets of kneepads to get that far up too!!! (Associate discount kept the cost low....plus, if you buy in bulk you save a ton!)

    Bam!, ya still got your three gerbil a day habit? Surely you had to have graduated from farm animals by now.....OOPS...called you Shirly....MY BAD!!!.....that was the name of your first wasn't it?

    The Farmers Almanac says it's good to name your sheep!

    Since when would I want a real job anyway? And where do you get the $15 an hour biz?? If I PM ya with my boss's e-mail will ya tell them you think I make four times what they're actually paying me! Would ya? Huh? Puhleeeeze???

    Anyhoo, it's soooooo nice to see you back. Was it kinda creepy lurkin' for so long or was it sorta second nature to ya? Kinda like peeping in your sister's window at bedtime when you were younger? OOPS! MY BAD AGAIN! You still do that.....It's allright though, I won't tell nobody....your secret's safe with me!!!!!


    HEY EVERYBODY!!!! GUESS WHAT...........

    Reality check time sheepboy! You ran off once......second time around will have twice the entertainment value............

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    Default Re: Innocent Until Proven Guilty

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    Anyhoo, it's soooooo nice to see you back. Was it kinda creepy lurkin' for so long or was it sorta second nature to ya? Kinda like peeping in your sister's window at bedtime when you were younger? OOPS! MY BAD AGAIN! You still do that.....It's allright though, I won't tell nobody....your secret's safe with me!!!!!
    Yeah, but she's also his cousin. You see, his uncle banged his mom... so he's probably a six fingered, toothless, crack-baby who has never had a real girlfriend. That's why he has to get it from his sister/cousin.

    HEY EVERYBODY!!!! GUESS WHAT...........

    Reality check time sheepboy! You ran off once......second time around will have twice the entertainment value............
    Yep, he must have gotten out of jail... again. Wonder what he was in for this time? Last time he was caught digging in the McDonald's dumpster for something to eat. Oh wait! I know why!!! He was having sex with his pet sheep/other girlfriend!

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    Default Re: Innocent Until Proven Guilty

    Soooooooo, that will be the cause of the second 'disappearance'....a craving for human companionship will lead to recividism.

    Damnit anyway! I was gonna revel in the glory of the second "GOING"!

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    Lightbulb Re: Innocent Until Proven Guilty

    I believe we erred when we implied incarceration.....bam is an upstanding member of society! Just check around the barnyard.....


    But I digress.


    It's more likely a case of some sort of residential facility that denied/restricted internet access.

    Apparently the treatment regimen had no effect.

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