I know this is a little old but I had to post. This put a smile on my face and gave me a little bit of a laugh.
Reminds me of an episode of "COPS".. This lady calls the cops because another lady stole her $20 dollars she had given her to buy crack cocaine.
The officer shows up to the scene of the call and the lady it like, look officer, I'm going to be honest with you, I smoke crack. I gave this lady $20 dollars for some crack and she never gave me my crack. If she isn't going to give me my crack, I want my $20 dollars back.
Obviously the other lady denied all of this and said she knew nothing about this crazy lady, $20 dollars or any crack. Both ladies looked cracked out.

