My question involves malpractice in the state of:When the universe was young the sky was filled with planets, and stars, and stardust, and many many rocks. One of these rocks was a bit more special than the rest. She was unlike any that came before her.

She was a kind and happy rock, who always floated near a big blue planet.

Sometimes when the light hit her surface, she would glow a brilliant green. At times like those, she almost didn't look like a rock at all.