Re: I Think Condoms and Abortion Should Be Illegal
Last I checked, like in Biology 101 (c.1977) a sperm is a sperm until its the fastest swimmer and initiates a zygote, which in turn is the first step to fetushood. You're awfully far out in left field, or a couple tacos shy of a combo platter, at the VERY LEAST, if you relate a sperm to be a "human". If that'd be the case I committed mass murder (spermicide?) last night 'cause my wife is quite a ways past "The Change".
I'd hazard a guess that you'd have to have the full use of eight or nine dozen more IQ points to be effectively offensive to anyone or anything. As it stands, looks to me like calling you a moronic imbecile would be insulting to actual morons and imbeciles. Specifically, moronic imbeciles. Not that I am giving you a shout-out in that direction mind you.
Jesus got everything. He split everything with The Holy Spirit 50-50.
Easily cured by a judicious use of Exorcism.
...out of 300-550 million sperm, you were the fastest!
Damn! I was about to shutdown for the day, BUT THIS I GOTTA LOOK INTO!
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