I Think Condoms and Abortion Should Be Illegal

[Steve418]

I believe that abortion is murder, and I feel that using condoms is a sin that God will never forgive. Both abortion and condoms should be illegal according to God's will, and possession of condoms should be punishable by life in prison. What do you think about this idea for a new law? I'm honestly shocked that this hasn't been enacted yet, as this seems like the most common sense policy on these matters.

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[WindowsUser]

I have no purpose to offend anyone, I express my opinion that, regarding abortion, I agree with you, this is murder, because a person began his formation, a person has already begun his existence, and what about condoms, can this be considered a mass murder? Considering each sperm to be human?

[souperdave]

Considering each sperm to be human?

Last I checked, like in Biology 101 (c.1977) a sperm is a sperm until its the fastest swimmer and initiates a zygote, which in turn is the first step to fetushood. You're awfully far out in left field, or a couple tacos shy of a combo platter, at the VERY LEAST, if you relate a sperm to be a "human". If that'd be the case I committed mass murder (spermicide?) last night 'cause my wife is quite a ways past "The Change".

I have no purpose to offend anyone...

I'd hazard a guess that you'd have to have the full use of eight or nine dozen more IQ points to be effectively offensive to anyone or anything. As it stands, looks to me like calling you a moronic imbecile would be insulting to actual morons and imbeciles. Specifically, moronic imbeciles. Not that I am giving you a shout-out in that direction mind you.

Just sayin'.

…..God's will....

Jesus got everything. He split everything with The Holy Spirit 50-50.

…...possession of condoms.....

Easily cured by a judicious use of Exorcism.

…..I'm honestly shocked that....

...out of 300-550 million sperm, you were the fastest!

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Damn! I was about to shutdown for the day, BUT THIS I GOTTA LOOK INTO!