I can't help laughing at someone who thinks their discovery of Google trumps other people's real life experiences, particularly when they've done for a living what she's trying to do vicariously. I'm not the only employer here who's had experiences counter to your assumptions. I don't have to defend my position to someone who found a hat and thinks that makes her a cowboy.
Run away, chyvan, and let the grownups talk. No one has any interest in your pretentions of expertise.
cbg out.

