No lawyer is going to guarantee anything. In fact, if you find one that will I suggest you run away.
Work comp lawyers simply do not turn down work comp cases without one of the two things I mentioned and as I said I don't think it is #2.
What calling you idiotic says about me is that I am tired of seeing your posts on 4 or 5 different forums with mangled, nonsensical or contradictory information.
Go get a lawyer or simply wait and see what happens.