Good morning, everyone - I hope your day is going well.
1) A man went into a hardware store & priced certain items. He was told they were $0.25 each. He replied, "I would like one hundred, please," & the clerk rang up $0.75 on the register for the entire purchase. What did the man buy?
2) A man left home one day & made three left turns and met a man with a mask on. What was the first man's profession?