If you're going to complain about trolls, you need to stop feeding them. It's not the answers that feed them. It's the angry outbursts.
Good luck with that. Maybe they’ll give you the buck for good customer relations and/or to get you to go away. It wouldn’t be because they have to do it.
Not a chance. Warrants are issued at the request of law enforcement or a prosecutor. And no cop or prosecutor is going to do anything for a lost nail at a water park. There is no crime and thus they could not convince a court to issue the warrant anyway.
the same, um, quality. People come to expect things be a certain way when they frequent the same business. If they used fresh water things wouldn't feel, smell, and taste the same. That could cause people to feel uncomfortable when frequenting the park and not return.
I'll be suing over the urine in the pool actually. if theres that much in there that it alters the quality of the water then thats unacceptable.
I can pretty much guaran-dam-tee you that the only way you are going to have any type of lawsuit against a pool owner is to drown/die in their pool. I don't suggest that.
Water parks have standards and put many chemicals into the water to be "acceptable" under legal limits. You aren't going to be able to access the records one way or the other unless you have cause, such as a drowning, which you don't.
Are you honestly really this stupid?