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    Default Re: Arrested for Shoplifting After Dying Hair in a Store Bathroom

    So you decided to dye your hair with a product you hadn't paid for, when confronted about taking the dye to ran away, you fought with the LPs, and then lied and said that you didn't take the hair dye. You were arrested, so odds are there is a picture of you taken by the police with your freshly dyed hair. Now you have the fantasy that you can commit perjury and somehow beat the charge.

    Dream on.

    If you wear that shirt to court, best case scenario is that you're told to turn it inside out. Worst case is that you'll be punished for contempt of court. The criminal court is not a venue for a defendant's exercise of free speech.

    It's time for you to grow up.

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    Default Re: Arrested for Shoplifting After Dying Hair in a Store Bathroom

    If this is real, which I have serious doubts about, don't be surprised if you don't get another charge for the damage to the sink.

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    Default Re: Arrested for Shoplifting After Dying Hair in a Store Bathroom

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    If this is real, which I have serious doubts about, don't be surprised if you don't get another charge for the damage to the sink.
    After reading this i went back to Target with baking soda and peroxide to try to remove the stain. On my way into the bathroom I thought I saw the LP from yesterday look in my direction. (forgot to mention i was also banned from the store) I locked myself in the bathroom and managed to remove the stain. When I opened the door to leave, the LP was standing right outside the bathroom door. Now, after the first incident I went out and bought hair dye to use at home to change my hair colour to make the judge believe I never did anything in Target. The LP agent told me I had to come with him and I asked why. He told me I was banned for shoplifting yesterday and coming back to the store was criminal trespass. I told him the girl who was arrested yesterday had blue hair, so it couldn't have been me. As soon as I said that sentence, I realized how stupid I was for saying it. He called the cops and I was arrested for criminal trespass.

    But I still got the stain out of the sink. Perhaps the judge won't care about the criminal trespass charge once I tell him why I went back in the first place.

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    Default Re: Arrested for Shoplifting After Dying Hair in a Store Bathroom

    Anybody who asks the shirt question is either too stupid to breed or is an outright troll.

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    Default Re: Arrested for Shoplifting After Dying Hair in a Store Bathroom

    Was this the LP agent who liked you? Were you wearing one of your amazing disguises?

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