Can You Get Away With Shoplifting by Wearing a Disguise

[free9man]

Like button.

Seconded.

[lp101]

When I apply for a new job do I have to say "yes" if they ask if I have ever been charged with anything?

[qwaspolk69]

When I apply for a new job do I have to say "yes" if they ask if I have ever been charged with anything?

Why wouldn't you say yes when you know you've been charged with a crime? Are you sure you're 19? You act like you're 9.

[free9man]

Why wouldn't you say yes when you know you've been charged with a crime? Are you sure you're 19? You act like you're 9.

Cause he/she/it/attack helicopter is trolling.

[qwaspolk69]

Cause he/she/it/attack helicopter is trolling.

I know. I couldn't think of a good comeback though.

[lp101]

Would they find out if I lied on the application? Would they only do a background check if I told the truth?

[Mark47n]

What'll happen is that you'll shoplift again and the police will be called. you'll then be summarily arrested when they call you in. Then they'll thrwo the book at you and believe me, it's a big book.

[Dogmatique]

What about your posts wasn't juvenile?

I don't think I've ever loved you quite as much as I do right now ...

... though the laptop might have words with you in June

[cbg]

Tell that laptop to behave or I will shake my finger at it!!

[Dogmatique]

Tell that laptop to behave or I will shake my finger at it!!

The old laptop is still quaking in its ... erm ... well, casing, I suppose?

This new thing is all uppity and tough and obstreperous though; I'm still training him to do what I want when I want it. I will prevail!

Is Pigbit coming, too?