Really? You stole mayonnaise? You risked a criminal record for a condiment? I think I'm just going to color you stupid.

You may yet be prosecuted. You won't know until the statute of limitations expires. Given that there was a group of you they could even hit you with other charges. A conspiracy to deprive Target of all of their condiments! I would go after the mustard next. Yellow mustard, brown mustard, Dijon...the list is endless! And hot sauce, think of the possibilities; would each of your condiment theft ring specialize in one type? One goes after the catsup and another goes for the ketchup? Who goes after the Thousand Island? The relish thief, ketchup thief or the mayonnaise thief? The possibilities here are truly endless. Year ago some friend and I would joke about burgling houses for all of the knobs. Cabinets, door, TV (when they had knobs), ovens, lot's of knobs...but it was just joking, even though knobs seemed to disappear in our respective homes with alarming regularity and would mysteriously turn up in peculiar places like another's bathroom sink.

They have all of the evidence they need. An admission guilt, your license plate, ID. The ball is totally in their court and you have 5 years to wait for petty larceny (that's shoplifting). And you gave back the mayonnaise. The condiment gang is off to a rocky start.