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    Default Criminal Trespass Ban After Getting Caught Shoplifting at Walmart

    My question involves criminal law for the state of: Colorado

    My friend ad myself went to Walmart today to shoplift. We carefully and meticulously approached the merchandise, looked at each other and nodded, and each grabbed a necklace at the same time and placed it in our bags. As soon as the jewelry landed in our bags all the lights went out and a HUGE disco ball lowered from the ceiling, and techno music started blaring. Two spotlights landed on us and then the employees surrounded us so we couldn't leave, and over the loudspeaker and announcement was made telling all the other shoppers to leave. When everyone was gone the employees told us if we ever came back we would be arrested for criminal trespass and they made us learn an interpretive dance about criminal trespass. It took over 3 hours to learn and they also confiscated the jewelry. They said we have to go back after store hours in a few weeks time and do the dance all over again, and if we make even one mistake they will press charges.

    This seems extremely bizarre, I thought they were supposed to give you a lecture on stealing?

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    The only thing you have to understand is that they can report you to the police at any time and have you arrested and prosecuted and thrown in jail.

    So, if your silly story is even remotely true, I suggest you go back at the appointed time and do the dance properly so you don't end up in jail.

    You know what happens to cute little girls in jail.

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    ok but me and my friend were practicing with the song at her house (theres a specific song for it as well) and her parents got mad because we were upstairs and they were downstairs and they could hear our feet thumping around and they also got annoyed at the music and banned the song from being played on the premises. what now?

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    Default Re: Criminal Trespass at Walmart

    Whatever it is you're smoking, you need to share it with the rest of us.

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    I call OB (Official Bull****). Walmart would never empty out the store and the rest is complete hogwash. Imagine the revenue lost from keeping the store closed for 3 hours so they could discipline 2 teens. They'd way rather just call the cops and send civil demand letters. But now we know what the oney from those civil demands is used for...disco balls and spot lights.

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    Default Re: Criminal Trespass at Walmart

    Troll.

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    Default Re: Criminal Trespass at Walmart

    Quote Quoting adjusterjack
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    You know what happens to cute little girls in jail.
    What happens to them?

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    Quote Quoting whathappensafter
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    What happens to them?
    Keep breaking the law and find out.

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    my friend and I received a letter each from the store informing us we have to wear rave outfits for the dance. I don't have enough money for one and my parents don't know this happened, what do I do now?

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    Go away troll.

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