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    Default Charges for Putting a Sedative Into a Woman's Drink

    My question involves criminal law for the state of: California

    Hello I was at a bar talking to a woman, and I placed a pill in her drink to make her sleepy. Unfortunately her friends were there and started making accusations next think I know I'm in a building for the police. I signed a document admitting what I did but I am still here. In my country it is socially acceptable to give people party pills. What is my next step and why am I still in police building? When do I go back to work? Do i need to give the girls father livestock or something to make this right? What happens next?

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

    I call TROLL!

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

    Quote Quoting cdwjava
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    I call TROLL!
    I agree. No body can be this stupid.

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

    He's not just a troll. He's an ignorant troll trying his little hardest to throw racist shade at non-citizens and non-residents.

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

    You may need to give her father two camels, three rubies and two of your wife's in order to make this go away.

    If you mail me $5,000 in cash, I can get the ball rolling for you. PM me for my address...

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

    Thread hijack, just because it reminded me and made me laugh:

    At the time we were planning our wedding, my husband asked me, "Isn't your father supposed to give me a cow or something?"

    For at least the first five years after we were married, he kept complaining, "I never did get my cow".

    So I finally went to my father and begged him to give DH a cow. A stuffed animal. A creamer. A Christmas tree ornament, even. Just some kind of representation of a cow.

    For Christmas that year, Dad donated a cow in DH's name through the Heifer Project. Now DH talks proudly of how his cow is helping make a living for a farmer in Egypt.

    End hijack.

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

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    Thread hijack, just because it reminded me and made me laugh:

    At the time we were planning our wedding, my husband asked me, "Isn't your father supposed to give me a cow or something?"

    For at least the first five years after we were married, he kept complaining, "I never did get my cow".

    So I finally went to my father and begged him to give DH a cow. A stuffed animal. A creamer. A Christmas tree ornament, even. Just some kind of representation of a cow.

    For Christmas that year, Dad donated a cow in DH's name through the Heifer Project. Now DH talks proudly of how his cow is helping make a living for a farmer in Egypt.

    End hijack.
    LOL!

    My wife is a twin ... we had a double wedding. When my wife and her sister came down the aisle, their father handed them off to me and my (now) brother-in-law and then held out his hand saying, "Two for a quarter." We had 20 cents between us (rented tux's so I am surprised we had any change at all). We later offered to return the girls, and he claimed we owed him a nickel.

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

    Quote Quoting cbg
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    Thread hijack, just because it reminded me and made me laugh:

    At the time we were planning our wedding, my husband asked me, "Isn't your father supposed to give me a cow or something?"

    For at least the first five years after we were married, he kept complaining, "I never did get my cow".

    So I finally went to my father and begged him to give DH a cow. A stuffed animal. A creamer. A Christmas tree ornament, even. Just some kind of representation of a cow.

    For Christmas that year, Dad donated a cow in DH's name through the Heifer Project. Now DH talks proudly of how his cow is helping make a living for a farmer in Egypt.

    End hijack.
    That's really nice!

    https://www.heifer.org/

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

    Quote Quoting Who'sThatGuy
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    You may need to give her father two camels, three rubies and two of your wife's in order to make this go away.

    If you mail me $5,000 in cash, I can get the ball rolling for you. PM me for my address...
    THREE rubies?! Dude. Inflation is a betch!

    Quote Quoting cbg
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    Thread hijack, just because it reminded me and made me laugh:

    At the time we were planning our wedding, my husband asked me, "Isn't your father supposed to give me a cow or something?"

    For at least the first five years after we were married, he kept complaining, "I never did get my cow".

    So I finally went to my father and begged him to give DH a cow. A stuffed animal. A creamer. A Christmas tree ornament, even. Just some kind of representation of a cow.

    For Christmas that year, Dad donated a cow in DH's name through the Heifer Project. Now DH talks proudly of how his cow is helping make a living for a farmer in Egypt.

    End hijack.
    That actually brought a tear to my eye, and reminded me of how awesome you, the Mister and your Dad are. See you SOON!

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    Default Re: Cultural Misunderstanding (but I Was Naughty)

    Quote Quoting Dogmatique
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    THREE rubies?! Dude. Inflation is a betch!
    Yes it is, I remember the good old days when only two were needed...

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