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My wife relates a story of her experience travelling along alligator alley when she was much younger. It seems the driver did not quite understand why it was called alligator ally. When they approached an obstruction in the roadway, the driver stopped, exited the vehicle, and began to walk towards the obstruction. Before the driver got so close as to be within striking range, the alligator turned to the person and opened it's mouth, kind of like; welcome to the neighborhood. Come on in and have a seat so I can show you some real Florida hospitality.
Reminds me of an old song "Never Smile at a Crocodile."