No one has argued with you that they're NOT dirtbags. They might be the biggest dirtbags in the history of dirt (or bags, for that matter). The point is that the legal answer remains the same: you entered into a landlord/tenant contract here, and if you want relief under the law because the tenants broke their end of the contract by not paying, there is a legal process that needs to be followed - you need to evict them. No amount of sacrimonious ranting is going to change that.

