Reminds me of the time my roommate was mad and didn't want me to have guests so, he blocked the door with his body and had his girl call the cops. The police laughed and never showed up. He was mad because, I locked the door to the laundry room containing washer and dryer units which I owned. They hadn't paid any bills in 3 months and were trying to get me to pay more for utilities in their name that I had already given them the money to pay. They called the police on the locked laundry room but, ultimately ended up removing the handle from the door before I got home from work. They liked calling the police on stupid things. I don't miss room mates.
After they called the police once, I said, "You have 200 hits of ecstasy in your room, right? because I can tell them about it when they get here."

