What to Do if Your Ex-Girlfriend May be Secretly Pregnant

[free9man]

It was being recommended that the young man take matters of pleasure into his own hands.

[PandorasBox]

"Fistina"....as aardvarc and freeman said....it's a polite way of saying male masturbation.

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[Mr. Knowitall]

I think the eyebrow comes from your being one letter away from... something a bit different.

[mmmagique]

Agree with the keep your pants zipped thing. If you need sex that bad, well, you can date "Fistina". Or visit an adult toy store for some self-pleasure devices. If you really don't want kids, you can get a vasectomy and again - abstinence, toy, Fistina....

I'm going to have to take offense to the "fistina" remark. :/

[PandorasBox]

My apologies, blame the men who have named their hand that.

[Massw]

Thanks for all of your answers and comments.

By the way, I actually have a pretty good record with pleasing myself and keeping it in my pants (so much so that my years of masturbation may be what saves me).

This was my first sexual partner and really was someone i saw having children ( yes, a first for me), just not exactly this way.

The relationship was going well until i got the feeling she might have been planning a pregnancy on her own. She would bring up having kids randomly but i would normally state my thoughts and find a way to change the subject. I have heard many similiar stories but I never thought i would have to think about something like this. I guess i am just paranoid now. So yes, i have gone back to masturbation everyone!

[Dogmatique]

Um...thanks for sharing?