1. Your lawsuit will go nowhere, and cost you a lot of money.
2. Why do you believe this is a "giant hassle"?
3. The notary will do nothing other than confirm you're all who you say you are. No interrogation. You show your ID and that's it.
4. Your situation isn't uncommon or interesting
5. You absolutely have the right to file a petition to change your name. You also have the right to follow the State's guidelines.


