Turn the caps lock off.
Who is "they" and why does it matter?
What was the threat? "Back off or I'll tickle you until you pee?"Quoting Mshugge
Alas, it appears that your story was not deemed credible. You are free to ask for the return of your kitchen knife.Quoting Mshugge
Great... but again, this is relevant to what? If you're intoxicated you're not entitled to ride a bicycle, with our without power assist, on the pubic roads.Quoting Mshugge
That doesn't make any sense. If the hospital took the blood based upon a police warrant, they would have turned the sample over to the police for testing. If they took it for medical purposes, they would have tested it consistent with their reasons for drawing blood. Believe it or not, nobody at the hospital is going to confuse a police officer with a doctor, and if they took blood to test for alcohol the fact that the officer says "I think he was drunk and faked the seizure" is not going to change their minds. Were you charged with an offense and, if so, what offense?Quoting Mshugge
We're still back where we started. Other than the claimed threat with the knife, which was apparently investigated and found to be unprovable, and the undescribed 'threat' when the officer was investigating the false burglar alarm at your house, you have not indicated that the officer has made any false statements to your probation officer. To the extent that you are arguing that the officer's statements were incomplete, as previously suggested, you can provide the rest of the information yourself.

