My question involves criminal law for the state of: Texas, Harris County.
Shoplifting in Texas.
While fleeing a store with stolen merchandise (under $50) in my pants,
a plain clothed security guard grabs my shirt by the collar,
effectively halting me, I never touch him, but squirm and wiggle to get away...
That proved futile, so, I take a step back, bend forward and loosen my arms,
I'm attempting to shimmy out of my shirt, my attempt is successful, and I'm free.
Now I am shirtless in front of the establishment, security holds in his hands, my T-shirt,
without me in it... I run for my car, he watches from the front door like a statue, a statue with a
Billabong T-shit in his hands. I abscond. The End.
Other info: The security guard did not likely see my plates, but there were cameras in the
parking lot. The one's that look like blow dryers, and the black half ball ones.
What am I lookin at? A multi-track future lies ahead, many things could happen, maybe I don't get
caught...the cameras didn't catch my plates... Maybe they did, am I going down for Robbery because
I resisted detention by Security? Or Am I gettin off with simple shoplifting....
To the trolls: Save your morality for church, I know shoplifting is wrong... Shoplifting is bad.
Being a troll is worse.



