I am degreed with only undergraduate degrees but with no advanced degrees and also in the wrong subject areas, unemployed, self-employed with hardly any jobs or assignments, bankrupt, lacking in any partnerships from any businesses as well as from any relationships, intolerant to wearing any eyeglasses or contacts and, therefore, to any driving or passenger-riding, permanently physically disabled with elevated bilirubin levels, HSV-1, and a gall bladder polyp, historically marked with certain class rank lies on my high school transcript, and permanently residing in a month-to-month agreement in a hotel room in a hotel that does not allow any visitors.