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Well, sorry to vex you...however,i wasn't asking for a grammar lesson.
And nobody offered you a grammar lesson. We normally hope 9or should I say "count") on people having basic grammar and writing skills... That way we can hopefully understand what they're trying to ask...

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sooooo sorry for your bad attitude..
Ditto...

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however i argued my innocence
Innocence, or ability to (type and) speak incoherently... WAIT, that should be "inability to type/speak coherently" (OMG< I hope this is not contagious)... The judge probably got frustrated, looked around, saw that no one was paying attention anymore, clerk was half asleep, bailiff was yawning, he simply dismissed the ticket because he wanted to get home before 11pm that night.

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the judge said....... Please please...in the interest of justice, im declaring you, not guilty...
OMG, that is hillarious! I hadn't even read this far down yet when I typed ^that^^part^...

That's a good strategy, I'll have to keep that in mind for those desperate times when I don't have a glimmer of hope.

Though even on my worst day, I don't think I can accomplish what you have!

THIS.
THREAD.
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CLASSIC.
(BOOKMARKED FOR FUTURE REFERENCE).

Thank you for sharing!