
Quoting
Mr. Knowitall
You may not like my impression, but what sort of impression do you expect to give? Your story gets more difficult to believe with each new detail you provide.
Now it is that there are hundreds of stores in Miami which sell $270 blue jeans, so how could you remember where it was that you were shopping. Are you seriously expecting us to believe you bought $270 blue jeans at so many stores in Miami that you can't keep track? Wait - are you Paris Hilton, and were out shopping with little sister Nicky? (That was sarcasm.)
Try this one on for size (pun intended). The jeans you stole in Miami didn't fit so once you got back home you tried to switch them for a different pair. If you can't be more convincing in court, I'll assume that's what the prosecutor will argue, and if the jury's anything like me that's what they'll probably conclude.