Your mealy-mouthed hissy fit at a long time, respected contributor to this community might have precipitated that.
What part of
...eluded you? You were given legally correct answers, and that right promptly for 1) a Saturday and 2) people who are VOLUNTEERS. Your manners are as terrible as your reading comprehension.Your birth certificate is amended after your change of name is granted.
In your foolish haste to cut ties with your ex, you're coming here, dripping snotty all over the shoes of people who made a good faith effort to help you, and have decided to behave like a toddler who hasn't been on the potty for a couple of days. You're offended? Well, goody-goody and boo-hoo-hoo. If you want customer service, or whatever it is you were looking for instead of legally correct answers, feel free to go pay somebody for it.
Port 80 is down the hall and to the left. Mind it doesn't bust you in the backside on the disconnect.