I mean at this time I will take what I can get. If I can get enough hidden where I can get passed surface background checks why would I not take every attempt to do so? I mean you say it may be impossible but that's not what I'm asking. You only live one life, and this shit is going to haunt me for the rest of it, so why would I not want to try to take EVERY attempt possible to get rid of as much as I can. That being said, does anyone know where I can find a service to do so?