i DID TELL PROBATION. BUT THEY HAVEN'T CORRECTED THEIR NOTES.
THE POLICE OFFICER KNOWS THE ASSAULT HAPPENED SOMEWHERE ELSE, BUT I DO LIKE YOUR SUGGESTION. COULD GIVE THE PROBATION OFFICER THE NAME OF THIS "VICTIM" AND SHE CAN VERIFY THE INFO. THANK YOU.
MY HOUSE HAD BEEN ROBBED AND THE ALARM SYSTEM WAS FAULTY. THE ALARM TECH WAS REPAIRING THE SYSTEM AND ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERED THE ALARM. HE IMMEDIATELY CANCELLED THE ALARM, WHICH THE OFFICER ACNOWLEDGED. HE DECIDED THAT HE HAD TO INVESTIGATE THE ALARM ANYWAY (FROM WHAT HE TOLD US) AND PROCEEDED TO WALK INTO THE HOUSE UNANNOUNCED ... NO KNOCK, NOTHING. I TOLD HIM HE NEEDED TO LEAVE, AND HE GOT ANGRY AND VERBALLY THREATENED ME. THE OFFICER DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THE ALARM TECH WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME AND HEARD EVERY WORD. THE ALARM TECH FILLED OUT THE PAPERWORK DETAILING THE THREATS THAT HE HEARD THE OFFICER MAKE TO ME.
THE OFFICER HAD BEEN THE SAME OFFICER (VERY SMALL POLICE DEPT!!) THAT HAD RESPONDED TO THE BURGLARY. I HAD CALLED THE POLICE WHEN I FOUND PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE AND CHASED THEM OUT. THE OFFICER THEN ACCUSED ME OF "DISTURBING THE PEACE" AND TOLD ME I NEEDED TO MOVE OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND QUIT CAUSING TROUBLE. HE DRAGGED ME TO MY BASEMENT AND HELD THE KNIFE TO MY THROAT IN THIS AREA BECAUSE HE SAID HE "KNEW THERE WERE NO CAMERAS IN THE BASEMENT". WE REPORTED THIS TO THE POLICE, AND THE DETECTIVE TOOK THE KNIFE (WHICH WAS STILL LOCATED IN MY BASEMENT) IN FOR TESTING. NEVER GOT MY KITCHEN KNIFE BACK.
THE BIKE WAS OFFICIALLY CITED BY MOTOR VEHICLE AS A "BICYCLE". I HAVE THEIR RULING. IT HAS A S/N, LIKE ANY TYPICAL PEDAL BIKE ... BECAUSE IT IS A PEDAL BIKE. I ALSO HAVE A JUDICIAL RULING THAT IT IS A BICYCLE. THEREFORE, IT IS NOT FAIR TO CALL IT A MOTOR VEHICLE. FITS THE COLORADO DEFINITION OF A BICYCLE.
UNFORTUNATELY, I DO HAVE SEIZURES. TAKE EPILEPTIC MEDICATION FOR THIS. AND NO, I WAS NOT INTOXICATED. THE OFFICER REFUSED, HOWEVER, TO LET ME TAKE A BREATH TEST BECAUSE HE CLAIMED I HAD "FAKED" A SEIZURE ... THEN TOLD THE HOSPITAL STAFF AND I WAS MERELY DRUNK AND HE HAD NOT SEEN ME HAVE A SEIZURE. WE HAVE THE COMPLETE POLICE REPORT ... AND THE HOSPITAL REPORT. YES, THE HOSPITAL DREW A BLOOD SAMPLE, BUT BECAUSE THE POLICE OFFICER TOLD THEM THAT HE DIDN'T SEE ME HAVE A SEIZURE, THEY NEVER TESTED THE BLOOD.

