Can't afford one! I ain't rich like you!
Then she would most definitely call the police. She called 'em on me a couple months back because I made the retarded gesture to her 56 year old son and shot him the finger! Of course, the police didn't do anything, but it was still a inconvenient waste of my time!Alternatively, you can smile suggestively, lick your lips, and make the "come hither" gesture at her when she's watching you. That ought to cure her quick.


