Quote Quoting Who'sThatGuy
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You may need to give her father two camels, three rubies and two of your wife's in order to make this go away.

If you mail me $5,000 in cash, I can get the ball rolling for you. PM me for my address...
THREE rubies?! Dude. Inflation is a betch!

Quote Quoting cbg
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Thread hijack, just because it reminded me and made me laugh:

At the time we were planning our wedding, my husband asked me, "Isn't your father supposed to give me a cow or something?"

For at least the first five years after we were married, he kept complaining, "I never did get my cow".

So I finally went to my father and begged him to give DH a cow. A stuffed animal. A creamer. A Christmas tree ornament, even. Just some kind of representation of a cow.

For Christmas that year, Dad donated a cow in DH's name through the Heifer Project. Now DH talks proudly of how his cow is helping make a living for a farmer in Egypt.

End hijack.
That actually brought a tear to my eye, and reminded me of how awesome you, the Mister and your Dad are. See you SOON!