My question involves criminal law for the state of:Michigan
What would happen if I was caught impersonating Trump? My disguise of him is almost exactly like him. Would I be allowed in the Oval...

My question involves criminal law for the state of: Michigan
I am so sick of dealing with this Kohl's BS. I was caught shoplifting from there a few months ago and ever since then it has been a...

My question involves criminal law for the state of: Michigan

I was just arrested a few minutes ago at a fast food place for being drunk and asking customers if they owned a men's deeley box. What...

But I didn't steal anything, in fact I helped out the judge. I also didn't damage the lock or anything else in the house. Wouldn't I have had to steal something in order to be charged with burglary?

My question involves criminal law for the state of: Michigan
So, I decided to try to convince the judge to drop all criminal charges against me. I found out where he lives using the yellow pages and...

I forgot to mention this but I've also recently been charged with public intoxication. And since I'm underage I was charged with false ID as well as minor in possession. Could this affect the judges...

What does a vexatious litigant to a perjury charges mean?

My question involves criminal law for the state of: Michigan

I was in a grocery store and decided to reach into the lobster rank to steal a live lobster. I picked one up and managed to place it in...

I also haven't paid the Civil Demand from the store and they've now doubled the cost, what would happen if I used a fake receipt for it to make it look like I paid it at court?

My question involves criminal law for the state of: Michigan

I'm thinking of pretending to be an officer to try to convince the court to drop their charges against me. What are the chances this...

How is helping out a judge with house work illegal?

My other threads keep getting locked so I have to start new ones

My question involves criminal law for the state of: Michigan

I'm thinking of going to the judges house before my next court date to try to convince him to drop charges against me. How could I go...

I'm also going to dress really dark and scary looking and wear heavy black makeup and I'm even going to get a bunch of facial piercings. Maybe the judge will be afraid of me and wont give me a harsh...

What would happen if in court I told the judge to go f*** himself?

Wow that actually sounds awesome, no way am I paying the fine now!

My question involves criminal law for the state of: Michigan

I was recently fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit. What happens if I don't pay?

At court I also felt like the judge was into me, maybe I could convince him to drop the case?

Would he be in trouble if he lied to the judge for me saying he made a mistake and I never actually shoplifted?

My question involves criminal law for the state of: Michigan

I think the Loss Prevention agent from Kohl's that called the cops on me for shoplifting and criminal trespass may have a crush on me....

Is there any chance I can get the charges dropped?

Can I become a moderator?

If I'm banned can I ever get unbanned?

Does that mean I'm getting banned?

Is this some kind of Expert Law forum inside joke?

Would they find out if I lied on the application? Would they only do a background check if I told the truth?