My all-time fave is Home Depot in the all-to-nothing-to-all-to-nothing pattern. My 26 years in LP was like the district "handyman", i.e. a LOT of blitzing the small off-mall stores. Apps in those...

Lawdy lawd! If that was a "story" I coulda made money on, woulda been able to retire from JCP like 12 yrs ago. Especially with the ".....I was just...

On a recent experience note....

I just had my HP laptop (about 2 yrs old) rehabbed by a local (very reputable) PC repair shop. And, due to my rabid flight sim addiction, had them gut my old tower...

I'm an alien sent by The Grand Poobah Fred. Of the Clan Flintstone. Three strata south of the Bedrock. Let y'all in on a secret, it's a cool 68*, all millenia long.

On a less serious note,...

Cool! Now it's obvious who the idiot is. Arguing for the sake of argument is proof positive.

Perchance you need to consult an "expert" on what it means to be the southern end of a northbound...

Isn't Party 2 the one that caused the crash to begin with? Did #2 get cited? What did the police report contain? Assigned fault?

From what you describe the contact with you was incidental to...

It's a good idea, but only for oneself. If a family member issues a belch or fart, they really should pardon themselves. It's only polite FFS!!! Except in cases of SBDs.....then it's fun to look...

Inquiring minds want to know.....so what exactly are the "injuries"? Or did I miss the post that addressed that?

From a bystander point of view, when two argue, it's hard to tell which one is the...

Doesn't even look like a discernable (sp?) homework assignment. Looks like too much free time and imagination.

I like it actually. But I see it especially beneficial if one trial is a poochscrew, then there's another attempt to get it right. However, a lot of state trial issues don't necessarily fall under...

Thanx! But seriously for a moment, I do have that ability, I hafta ask what makes you think you're being paid attention to that much. Shopping habits? Speaking from my own LP 'habits', I'd give...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here with a supposition; I suppose it's a GPS tracking chip embedded in your body without your knowledge. A side-effect of those sorts of things induce rampant paranoia...

I would advise to NOT eat/swallow your goldfish live! Even if on a dare. While intoxicated.

It won't stay down.

Not that I did that mind you. Read about it in a magazine. I think.

Why on earth would you take a new Shelby to a place that has a "history" of damaging your vehicles?

Why on earth would you trust a tunnel wash to properly clean a sweet hotrod like your Shelby?
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A couple of things....you did slow down, but it appears that it was simply taking your foot off the gas. Not much of a speed drop. However, watching the body line on your hood in relation to...

4) Bose noise cancelling headphones. They're awesome.....and pricey.....but worth it.

My advice would be not to pick your nose while in view. Other than that, it seems you're overly concerned about a relatively mundane, and ever more prevalent these days, situation.

You could...

My multi-pump Crosman was showing its 'age' last year, so I replaced it with a Ruger pellet rifle. The pump was pretty okay as far as being "adjustable". Was easy most times to go from stun to kill...

That just ruint my day......sniff!

Exactly what police academy is this? "Needed"? "Required"?

I'd say the 22yr old probably "needed" Lasic to be able to wear cool cop sunglasses.

I can just imagine someone saying to me...

Paraphrasing ALL of the responses, it's Capt. Obvious!

It's the "country"? Electricity would be an option. Check first though, or get a pro specializing in critter control fencing. I would place a large bet on the puddies only needing to get one...

The twinkies and doritos, and pizza boxes thing hit sorta close to home? You're stuck with me gasbag...embrace the horror!:):):)

I've got it figured out as far as "t"otal "s"tupid:

She has all the indicators of sporadic cognizance where he thinks it's all natural; think breastfed until 8 or 9, a common side effect. What...

Would you rather me be another opioid statistic? AND, taking more and more due to efficacy issues is a definite harbringer of gloom and doom.

Some things DO NOT have tolerance concerns...