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You Had Me at Restraining Order
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10-16-2009, 05:01 PMJoshuadeuce1Re: You Had Me at Restraining Order
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10-16-2009, 05:03 PMblueeagleRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderFirst, I'm 29! Get it right! Second, I would rather be attracted to a 40 year old woman than date a 14 year old like you, jeff, and jk!Quote:
Just look at BE, in school he was doing the teacher, at 30, he has a geriatric. His attraction to "Mommy" is probably not one of choice.
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10-16-2009, 05:22 PMjkRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderIf the wife was no more than 3 times that age, I would be thrilled. If she was only twice that age, I would probably be dead. I would be smiling but probably dead.Quote:
Quoting blueeagle
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10-16-2009, 05:31 PMJoshuadeuce1Re: You Had Me at Restraining Order
My point was orientation is probably not by choice. Some people are attracted to boys, some to girls, some to hardbodies, and some to......WRINKLES.
BE, I do not get angry, I get even.:D I owed you one for a homo joke about me and Ashman. Score settled.:D -
10-16-2009, 05:34 PMblueeagleRe: You Had Me at Restraining Order
My girlfriend is 41, but shes hot! You would be dead in a nano second! Hmmm... I wonder if she would be willing to "help you out". Ah well, it ain't like she has anything to worry about about. Ashman says you can't "get it up". :p
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10-16-2009, 05:36 PMcyjeffRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderThe good news is that you both found someone that is better than you deserve.Quote:
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The perfect relationship. -
10-16-2009, 05:41 PMblueeagleRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderI don't get it. Are ya sayin Im better than her, or are you sayin' shes better than me? I aint knowin.Quote:
Quoting cyjeff
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10-16-2009, 05:43 PMcyjeffRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderThat is exactly what I am saying.Quote:
Quoting blueeagle
You have youth and... youth.
She has poor eyesight and the ability to lower her standards as the situation allows.
The perfect relationship. Enjoy your cougar. -
10-16-2009, 05:47 PMblueeagleRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderYou forgot charm, good lunks, intelligence, and a great sense of humor! :pQuote:
Quoting cyjeff
She actually has 20/20 vision.Quote:
She has poor eyesight and the ability to lower her standards as the situation allows.
I shall. ;)Quote:
Enjoy your cougar.
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10-16-2009, 06:10 PMjkRe: You Had Me at Restraining Ordertrust me, with my medicine, she would not be wanting, she would be getting and for much longer than she ever thought possible.Quote:
Quoting blueeagle
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10-16-2009, 06:13 PMblueeagleRe: You Had Me at Restraining Orderdoubt she would want you wrinkled and unwashed body any where close to hers. :pQuote:
Quoting jk
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10-16-2009, 06:22 PMjkRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderWrinkled? Not once I take my medicine. The only important thing definitely is not wrinkled after that. Extremely taught would be more correct.Quote:
Quoting blueeagle
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10-16-2009, 06:34 PMJoshuadeuce1Re: You Had Me at Restraining Order
Damn, I should have taken the over on this one.
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10-16-2009, 07:49 PMashman165Re: You Had Me at Restraining OrderMendacity, while not an unusual word, means deception. And JK is right: the words meant exactly what they said.Quote:
Quoting 2ecaauhsoj
And they means they; he said they; he meant all "mos". No amount of lying on his part changes that. -
10-16-2009, 08:06 PMblueeagleRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderWhat in the hell are you talking about?Quote:
Quoting 2ecaauhsoj
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10-16-2009, 08:09 PMjkRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderLying? If anybody is lying, it's you.Quote:
Quoting ashman165
here is what I posted:
Nowhere does that state nor imply that I would have a hand in the mos leaving this earth. Nowhere in there does it imply that I want all the mos to be savagely killed by disembowelment with intestines being drawn out as it was wound up on a roller rotated by a crank all the while being alive so they are able to watch their own intestines being taken from their body or even the somewhat appropriate "Pear of Anguish"Quote:
Mos are disgusting and if they left the world, regardless of how it came about, I would not have a problem with it.
I simply said it wouldn't bother me if they all left the world. Trying to pervert (yes, you are still at it) my statements make them your statements.
the bet about this thread exceeding 4 pages or not.Quote:
Quoting blueeagle
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10-16-2009, 08:22 PMJoshuadeuce1Re: You Had Me at Restraining Order
$20 down the drain, checks in the mail. Double or nothing on eight pages?
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10-16-2009, 08:36 PMblueeagleRe: You Had Me at Restraining Order
JK, were you an english major? Seriously?
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10-16-2009, 08:38 PMjkRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderQuote:
Quoting blueeagle
what's the joke?
you have to realize; if you bet with anybody posting, they can run the thread as far as they want, unless Aaron shuts it down.Quote:
Quoting 2ecaauhsoj
There is your sure thing. Offer to split winnings with Aaron and he might close the thread at such a time you would win. -
10-17-2009, 11:18 AMJoshuadeuce1Re: You Had Me at Restraining Order
Thought sure vulgarity would close this one. Shhh, I'm pm'ing Aaron right now to strike a deal.:D
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10-17-2009, 01:38 PMblueeagleRe: You Had Me at Restraining OrderNo joke. Im actually seriousQuote:
Quoting jk
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10-17-2009, 02:04 PMashman165Re: You Had Me at Restraining OrderNo, the problem with the statement is that it's inclusive of any method of our leaving available: including your furtively imagined being savagely killed by disembowelment. The problem with it, and you should know this, is that it provides a warrant for any sort of action; it has nothing which is out of bounds. I'm sorry that you're pretending to be too stupid to understand that. Or are you even pretending anymore? After all, haven't you a warrant to convert people to accepting your imaginary friend? How reasonable can you actually be?Quote:
Quoting jk
No, he was clearly not. His inability to use the singular possessive case with any degree of accuracy easily solves the question.Quote:
Quoting blueeagle