Police Tased a Defenseless Woman in Front of Her Children

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Quoting ashman165

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Excellent idea. I suppose this means you'll be giving gay sex a go, and I applaud the effort on your part to truly learn of yourself. It's very Voltaire of you.

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Quoting blueeagle

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Yeah... I think i did too...

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Waiting.........

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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Waiting.........

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I think I'll pass on the homosexual stuff. Remember, exit not an entrance :p

He did have an awesome comeback though, didn't he. Ashman is quite sharp.

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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He did have an awesome comeback though, didn't he. Ashman is quite sharp.

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He's witty. You should see some of the things he's said to JK and Bubba Jimmy.

I wish I had went to college and got 50 different PH.D's like Ashman, but I only had one thing on my mind when I finished school: women. Ashman, on the other hand, didn't have that problem. :p

I just wish I had gone to Highschool instead of School High.

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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I just wish I had gone to Highschool instead of School High.

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School high? HA!

JK, souperdave, and cyjeff also went to school high! I don't know where Aaron and Mr Knowitall went to school, but I know they are forbidden by their parole officer from living within 1000 feet of one... :p

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Quoting blueeagle

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He's witty. You should see some of the things he's said to JK and Bubba Jimmy.

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Well, to be fair to JK, he is a very easy target. You know, all that invisible man in the sky business about his invisible friend.

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I wish I had went to college and got 50 different PH.D's like Ashman, but I only had one thing on my mind when I finished school: women. Ashman, on the other hand, didn't have that problem. :p

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I only have three, actually. Nope, I sure didn't have that problem; if woman is powerful to screw up some god's perfect world, plan and entire order of things, then imagine the havoc such a creature could have on little ole me. This is, of course, the only real reason I'm gay. I don't even like guys or anything; I just do it because of how powerful women are.

Entrance not an exit? My ass! Or something. Who says you have to be the bottom? At any rate, it simply won't do to say that I should give gals a go which is generally against my nature, when you won't give guys a go even if the same conditions hold. Besides which is the case that I have done the deed with a woman. I at least know for certain which I prefer. =P

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Quoting ashman165

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Well, to be fair to JK, he is a very easy target. You know, all that invisible man in the sky business about his invisible friend.

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True.

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I only have three, actually. Nope, I sure didn't have that problem; if woman is powerful to screw up some god's perfect world, plan and entire order of things, then imagine the havoc such a creature could have on little ole me. This is, of course, the only real reason I'm gay. I don't even like guys or anything; I just do it because of how powerful women are.

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You scared they'll beat you up? HA!

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Entrance not an exit? My ass! Or something. Who says you have to be the bottom? At any rate, it simply won't do to say that I should give gals a go which is generally against my nature, when you won't give guys a go even if the same conditions hold. Besides which is the case that I have done the deed with a woman. I at least know for certain which I prefer. =P

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Hilarious!

Woman been wreaking havoc on me for twenty years. Damn it feels good!

Roger

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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Woman been wreaking havoc on me for twenty years. Damn it feels good!

Roger

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Wait, how old are you? I think you profile said 40? That means you didn't do the nasty till you were 20?

Ah well... JK is like 90 and he's never... yeah Souperdave hasn't either, despite the fact he's been married for several years. I can't say I blame the woman.

Should have said "same woman".

Oldest boy is 26. (not hers)

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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Should have said "same woman".

Oldest boy is 26. (not hers)

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WHAT THE HELL? You had your first son when you were 14? *shakes head*

Ah well... I slept with my 26 year old teacher when i was 16. BUT WE USED BIRTH CONTROL!

This thread is waaaaaay off topic!

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Quoting blueeagle

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WHAT THE HELL? You had your first son when you were 14? *shakes head*

indeed, facepalms

Ah well... I slept with my 26 year old teacher when i was 16. BUT WE USED BIRTH CONTROL!

not me

This thread is waaaaaay off topic!

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agreed, but I need the posts!

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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agreed, but I need the posts!

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Don't worry, Good ol' Stalin (Aaron) will close this thread down soon enough.

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Quoting blueeagle

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Don't worry, Good ol' Stalin (Aaron) will close this thread down soon enough.

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Peasant (me), no mess with the king.

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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Peasant (me), no mess with the king.

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Stalin (Aaron) isn't a king. He's a commie (do people still use this word?) dictator. Therefore, he despises royalty. Remember the Russian revolution?

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Quoting blueeagle

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Stalin (Aaron) isn't a king. He's a commie (do people still use this word?) dictator. Therefore, he despises royalty. Remember the Russian revolution?

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No post for me. You're own your own

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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No post for me. You're own your own

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You scared you'll fall victim to one of Stalin's (Aaron) purges?

I think my Stalin/Aaron comparisons are gettin' old...

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Quoting blueeagle

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Stalin (Aaron) isn't a king. He's a commie (do people still use this word?) dictator. Therefore, he despises royalty. Remember the Russian revolution?

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I love it when drunken southern inbreds want to lecture about the history of places outside of their two horse towns. It really warms the cockles of my heart to know that men, even in Texas, aspire to be more than they are. ^_^

History was my best subject! This is probably because one of my history teachers was extremely hot.

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Quoting blueeagle

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History was my best subject! This is probably because one of my history teachers was extremely hot.

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I believe you already referenced that.

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Quoting JOSHUAACE2

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I believe you already referenced that.

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No. This was a different teacher.

Tramp! Is the girlfriend a former teacher also?

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Tramp! Is the girlfriend a former teacher also?

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No, she's a paralegal. She "issued a good judgment" against me today. Trial lasted all morning. I'm hoping for an appeal.

Everything's bigger in Texas, especially the stories. Ha