Things Members of This Forum Would Never Say

Basically you attribute a quote to somebody that totally the opposite of their personally. Like this:

cyjeff: *to some random poster* "You made a mistake - that doesn't make you a bad person. I hope you don't have to serve jail time"

Or....

cyjeff: "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs."

Or...

M'staMikey: "My knowledge of that subject is limited."

Blue eagle..."Cy is such a good looking man that I am willing to start batting for the other team!"

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Quoting cyjeff

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Blue eagle..."Cy is such a good looking man that I am willing to start batting for the other team!"

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I definitely wouldn't say that!

Who else can I offend... Let's see....

cyjeff: "Abolish the death penalty! Barbarism has no place in American society!"

gigirle: "Kevorkian for president!!!"

OhMy: *To some random woman* "No I will not sleep with you!!!"

Zendex: "I firmly support making Spanish America's official language"

Aaron: "I have the answer to your question! No need to consult an expensive attorney!" (So true)

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Quoting cyjeff

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Blue eagle..."Cy is such a good looking man that I am willing to start batting for the other team!"

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Everyone deserves a second chance... Baystategirl

The constitution? It's just a piece of paper...Bor

Here's a tip to avoid a ticket ...cdwjava

Really, well I've learned something...(anyone with tex or texas in their name)

In Texas the age of consent is 17...Aaron

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Quoting kist

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Everyone deserves a second chance... Baystategirl

The constitution? It's just a piece of paper...Bor

Here's a tip to avoid a ticket ...cdwjava

Really, well I've learned something...(anyone with tex or texas in their name)

In Texas the age of consent is 17...Aaron

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Kist or Me: "Better 10 innocent suffer than one guilty go free!"

Gigirle: "Blueeagle? No I do not find him attractive!!! I'm partial to Zendex! ;)"

Zendex: "I saw a really hot teacher on tv who had intercourse with a 16 year old student! I hope that pedophile burns!"

Aaron: "This super-hilarious will remain open!"

blueeagle is charming and has a wonderful sense of humor.

(Did I do it wrong? ;))

Carl: "Poverty is the result of several uncontrollable factors! Laziness is not one of them!"

Betty3: "Charles Darwin is my HERO!!"

GONG: "I ignore skin color when it comes to voting."

M'staMikey: "I do not require Viagra!"

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Quoting aaron

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blueeagle is charming and has a wonderful sense of humor.

(Did I do it wrong? ;))

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Aaron: "I didn't give Mr Knowitall that hickey!"

How can I put this delicately? ... cyjeff

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Quoting kist

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How can I put this delicately? ... cyjeff

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Good one.

"I'm going to apply for a job at the local District Attorneys office" - Kist

"Good people occasionally make bad choices." - cyjeff

"I hate spaghetti" - M'staMikey

"The doctor told me I no longer require a walking cane!" - M'staMikey

"This year I will strive to be more humble!" - M'staMikey

"I just had a cold beer with that certain someone who made multiple anonymous phone calls to my boss!" Souperdave

"I just made a 100 dollar donation to MADD" Blueeagle

"AA serves as a beacon of hope for so many lost souls" Blueeagle

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Quoting blueeagle

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I definitely wouldn't say that!

Who else can I offend... Let's see....


OhMy: *To some random woman* "No I will not sleep with you!!!"

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Liar, I never said that heheheheheh:p

"I don't have an opinion on that subject" ... kist

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Quoting kist

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"I don't have an opinion on that subject" ... kist

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"E=MC2" - Gigirle

BlueEagle "The girl I slept with gave me herpes. Can I sue her?"

"Love conquers all. Of course there will be no legal repercussions if you move out of the house without permission at 16 to live with your 22 year old boyfriend". - cyjeff, Mommyof4, Xena and me; in chorus

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Quoting cbg

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"Love conquers all. Of course there will be no legal repercussions if you move out of the house without permission at 16 to live with your 22 year old boyfriend". - cyjeff, Mommyof4, Xena and me; in chorus

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Best one so far. I was wrong - you do have a sense of humor!

"or your 35 year old girlfriend" - AARDVARC

Raise the minimum wage!!! - cbg

"OhMy, come lay down beside me." - Any woman with a brain in her skull.

Raise the minimum wage!!! - cbg

Sorry, blue eagle, but you're wrong on that one. As a matter of fact, I'm FOR the minimum wage increases. I know I sound like a real hardass in the employment law forums but I don't write the laws; I only tell people what they say. Heck, I vote Democrat.

But as for this: Best one so far. I was wrong - you do have a sense of humor! Thank you, thank you. (taking a bow)

Cyjeff - "The best thing to do in your situation is to ignore it and hope that it will go away. Inaction is ALWAYS better than action."

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Quoting cyjeff

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Cyjeff - "The best thing to do in your situation is to ignore it and hope that it will go away. Inaction is ALWAYS better than action."

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You could also attribute that to me.

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Quoting blueeagle

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"OhMy, come lay down beside me." - Any woman with a brain in her skull.

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I never met one with a brain. That is why I am still single:p

There is nothing SHOCKING about criminal behavior. - OhMy

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Quoting blueeagle

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There is nothing SHOCKING about criminal behavior. - OhMy

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Well true, this is why I have good job security:p

However, I find it SHOCKING that you find it SHOCKING:rolleyes:

Missy: Of COURSE you can be emancipated! It's a terrific idea and perfect for you!

Also Missy: Why yes, I DO enjoy having children throw attitude, and it totally motivates me to help them play grown up! I'll get right on that!

/snarky

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Quoting LawResearcherMissy

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Missy: Of COURSE you can be emancipated! It's a terrific idea and perfect for you!

Also Missy: Why yes, I DO enjoy having children throw attitude, and it totally motivates me to help them play grown up! I'll get right on that!

/snarky

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Now that was a GOOD one heheheheheheheh:D

Missy, cbg and Cyjeff - "Of COURSE you should get pregnant to give yourself a better chance at emancipation. The courts LOVE it when the main income you are using to justify your emancipation is welfare and are counting on government handouts to survive. In fact, why don't you just cut out the middle man and come to my HOUSE and just take all the money out of my wallet!!!"

Legalize pot! - cyjeff

Don't legalize pot! - GONG, Mikey, gigirle, souperdave, zedex, Missy, Mr Knowitall, aaron, and OhMy. HAHAHA

BE - We here at EL admire your wit, your insight, and your compassion when it comes to others issues. We hang on your every word.

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Quoting blueeagle

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Legalize pot! - cyjeff

Don't legalize pot! - GONG, Mikey, gigirle, souperdave, zedex, Missy, Mr Knowitall, aaron, and OhMy. HAHAHA

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I HATE pot, it takes up way to much of my life hunting down the criminals.:mad:

Legalize it? nah, bad idea:o Uh Oh, I bet debating the issues is where this belongs:)

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Quoting OhMy

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I HATE pot, it takes up way to much of my life hunting down the criminals.

Legalize it? nah, bad idea Uh Oh, I bet debating the issues is where this belongs

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Hmmmmmm OM.. read the title of this thread then reread your response.

Translation: "I LOVE pot, it DOESN'T take up too much of my life hunting down criminals :D

Legalize it? Yeah man, saweeeeet idea! I bet debating the issues is NOT where this belongs.

Ode to the Doobie Brothers ?

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Quoting M'sta Mikey

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Hmmmmmm OM.. read the title of this thread then reread your response.

Translation: "I LOVE pot, it DOESN'T take up too much of my life hunting down criminals :D

Legalize it? Yeah man, saweeeeet idea! I bet debating the issues is NOT where this belongs.

Ode to the Doobie Brothers ?

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Oh yeah, but I dont think I can say that even if it is a reverse thing LOL

BE - I think my rash finally cleared up.

Repeal Lawrence Vs Texas! - cyjeff, kist, Mikey, aaron, Mr knowitall, and zedex! HAHAHAHA!

The sage has said "If I pour the cup of water out you may say the cup is empty. But empty of what? In other words grasshopper things are not black and white .. . . . .cdwjava

Oh I don't think he's a pedophile his birth-date is just a few years older then his mind . . .cyjeff

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Quoting kist

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The sage has said "If I pour the cup of water out you may say the cup is empty. But empty of what? In other words grasshopper things are not black and white .. . . . .cdwjava

Oh I don't think he's a pedophile his birth-date is just a few years older then his mind . . .cyjeff

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Good ones. To bad Carl never reads the banter forum!

I have evidence to support my claims!!! - kist

"All religions must be tolerated... for every man must get to heaven in his own way." Carl

HAHA

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All religions must be tolerated... for every man must get to heaven in his own way." Carl

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I missed the trolley and Santa bailed on me; so now what?

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Quoting M'sta Mikey

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I missed the trolley and Santa bailed on me; so now what?

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What? Are you still smoking crack? HAHA