Pic of ME, No Fainting Please

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OhMy, that looks like you.

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Quoting Guilty Or Not Guilty

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OhMy, that looks like you.

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Yes I would think since it is me :p

I'm sorry about the hair and eyes. Be proud of yourself anyway. :)

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Quoting Guilty Or Not Guilty

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I'm sorry about the hair and eyes. Be proud of yourself anyway. :)

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Gee thanks alot LOL

I can understand how it feels receiving negative remarks about your looks everyday. I'm glad I cheered you up. :)

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Quoting Guilty Or Not Guilty

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I can understand how it feels receiving negative remarks about your looks everyday. I'm glad I cheered you up. :)

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Actually you are the first person to ever say that to me, so I guess you need new glasses or something:p

Women chase after me all the time, but I can outrun most of them

You kinda look like Superman.

I'm still cuter than you, though. ;)

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Quoting OhMy

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Women chase after me all the time, but I can outrun most of them

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sounds like you are inferring you are gay.

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Quoting Guilty Or Not Guilty

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I'm sorry about the hair and eyes. Be proud of yourself anyway. :)

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And the shade of his skin. :rolleyes:

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Quoting jk

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sounds like you are inferring you are gay.

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I am not gay but it is not fun to be hit on by women who are pushing a baby carriage at a dollar store, next thing I know, they are chasing after me.

I am the furthest thing from gay that you can find, no offense to the gay guys out there:eek:

What are you still doing here? Wait a second, did you steal from my watermelon patch?? Was it you, boy!?

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Quoting OhMy

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Actually you are the first person to ever say that to me, so I guess you need new glasses or something:p

Women chase after me all the time, but I can outrun most of them

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I bet Blueeagle will be the next person chasing you. That shirt is going to take the "blue" from his name.

Don't worry, I did not forget my glasses. :cool:

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And the shade of his skin. :rolleyes:

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uh I think its called white guy? :confused:

Bet you were a good lookin guy before the fire!

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Quoting OhMy

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uh I think its called white guy? :confused:

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Yeah but he don't like whites. They took all his posts away. :p

Sorry you are not black, OhMy. You would have been beautiful. :cool:

See , I am soooo glad I put up a picture of me, NOW since I am being picked on, it means I am liked.

If no one picked on my pic, I would have felt neglected LOL:wallbang:

Fire? what fire? I was born BEAUTIFUL:p

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Quoting OhMy

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I am not gay but it is not fun to be hit on by women who are pushing a baby carriage at a dollar store, next thing I know, they are chasing after me.

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you do know what they call guys that brag like this all the time don't you?

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Quoting Guilty Or Not Guilty

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Sorry you are black, OhMy. You would have been beautiful. :cool:

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Maybe I was black in a previous life???? Where is Miss Cleo when I need her??? OH yeah in prison, silly me:rolleyes:

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you do know what they call guys that brag like this all the time don't you?

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Besides Hu*g ?? LOL

Not quite what I had in mind.

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Quoting LawResearcherMissy

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You kinda look like Superman.

I'm still cuter than you, though. ;)

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Oh I am sure you are , I dont doubt that.

I am alot better built then superman though:D

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Quoting OhMy

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See , I am soooo glad I put up a picture of me, NOW since I am being picked on, it means I am liked.

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OK, take off the Halloween mask. It is time to show the real you. :)

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I am alot better built then superman though:D

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Now where did I put that kryptonite?

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Quoting OhMy

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Actually you are the first person to ever say that to me, so I guess you need new glasses or something:p

Women chase after me all the time, but I can outrun most of them

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Women might stop chasing you if you'd quit stealing their handbags.

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Quoting Guilty Or Not Guilty

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Now where did I put that kryptonite?

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I have been called "superman" for years now, I dont see it though, I dont have to wear a rubber suit to look good:p

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Women might stop chasing you if you'd quit stealing their handbags.

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Ok, no fair, that almost made me p*ss myself LOL LOL LOL LOL :p

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I have been called "superman" for years now

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You mean to tell us they still have not stopped calling you Superman since you reached your sixies?

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You mean to tell us they still have not stopped calling you Superman since you reached your sixies?

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I have many many many years to go before I hit my 60's, however, I was born in the 1960's;)

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I have many many many years to go before I hit my 60's, however, I was born in the 1960's;)

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Would those be dog years?

Good come back, Cissy. ;)

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Would those be dog years?

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I like my age. I sure learned alot in my life. Yes I am in my 40's. Speaking of dogs, one of mine just did something on the rug. Thank god for Resolve carpet cleaner:D

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I like my age. I sure learned alot in my life. Yes I am in my 40's. Speaking of dogs, one of mine just did something on the rug. Thank god for Resolve carpet cleaner:D

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Must be a republican dog.

It's amazing that someone in his 40s can outrun women in their 60s. ;)

Being called superman isn't a compliment: they're just saying you're "faster" than a speeding bullet . . . cough cough.

But you are a decent looking guy. I might would even let you be seen in public near me.

I'm with you on outrunning women. I was on a date when I was like 16 or 17, and the girl I was with totally got her ass kicked. But hey, it's not my fault she can't outrun me. Or maybe she can; I'm not sure. I kind of tripped her on my way out the door. :)

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Quoting ashman165

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Must be a republican dog.

It's amazing that someone in his 40s can outrun women in their 60s. ;)

Being called superman isn't a compliment: they're just saying you're "faster" than a speeding bullet . . . cough cough.

But you are a decent looking guy. I might would even let you be seen in public near me.

I'm with you on outrunning women. I was on a date when I was like 16 or 17, and the girl I was with totally got her ass kicked. But hey, it's not my fault she can't outrun me. Or maybe she can; I'm not sure. I kind of tripped her on my way out the door. :)

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I am voting for McCain, afterall I live in Texas:p

Its ok, here in Texas we have a huge gay population. Yeah they hit on me too as odd as that is for me. It must be because I am like a size 10 shoe cough cough

I just may find the right woman some day and get married. Nah, I am not good husband material, I would end up cheating within a week, I know me.

Hell I would probably end up cheating on the wedding night LOL sheesh:rolleyes:

This thread has had over 260 views in about an hour since I posted it. I told you I was GOOD LOOKING I could have sold tickets LOL

When you pour beer on your hand, are you trying to get your date drunk?

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Quoting cissycicle

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When you pour beer on your hand, are you trying to get your date drunk?

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Me drink? NEVER. I had a beer when I was 19. Never smoked , never tried any drugs etc.

This is why I still function propery in my 40's:cool:

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Quoting OhMy

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Me drink? NEVER. I had a beer when I was 19. Never smoked , never tried any drugs etc.

This is why I still function propery in my 40's:cool:

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It's also why his hand gets no action.

Size ten shoe? Well, you know what they say about guys with big shoes; they wear big socks.

Texas, eh? Only steers . . . I see no horns!

Hrm, maybe people have seen my ad about a new, no-fail, money back guarantee cockroach and other pest control method. That could explain the traffic here. ;)

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It's also why his hand gets no action.

Size ten shoe? Well, you know what they say about guys with big shoes; they wear big socks.

Texas, eh? Only steers . . . I see no horns!

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I said SHOE to keep this G rated. It is a 10 but not my shoes:rolleyes:

OK, nuff said:D

GONG, I have a question for ya? no, nevermind, I better not:(

Now, using Photoshop, I've peeled away the layers and renderings, took away the shadows, background and... I'll be damned, I knew you looked familiar. "Stick em' up cowboy"

http://www.photobooth.net/movies_tv/img/bean_04.jpg

God I kill me :D Sorry OM, I couldn't resist