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BlueEagle For President!
This thread will serve as my campaign for President of the United States. I believe I am ten times smarter the all the other candidates combined. I encourage you all to vote for me. :p
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Those only two choices!?:rolleyes:
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This thread will serve as my campaign for President of the United States. I believe I am ten times smarter the all the other candidates combined. I encourage you all to vote for me. :p
You have to be 35 to be President. I know your IQ is 35, but is your age?
Ha!!
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Ouch. That was harsh. I'm impressed. :p
P.S. My IQ is actually 128
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Ouch. That was harsh. I'm impressed. :p
P.S. My IQ is actually 128
Only 128? I think I'll be voting for the black guy.
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128 is considered a very high IQ. You have to consider how 100 is normal...
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128 is considered a very high IQ. You have to consider how 100 is normal...
Yes I know that blueeagle. I'm typing this slowly in the event that you can't read fast. I have a high IQ too and a rather strange sense of humor.
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HAHA! You guys have pretty good insults. I am surprised, actually.
BlueCrystal, you should run for vice president. The first part of our screenname is the same. We would be kind of like John Kerry/John Edwards.
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The Blues Brothers!?:rolleyes:
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Why not. Panther, I might appoint you as head of Department of Homeland Security, but under my leadership they would only handle shoplifting cases. LOL
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Ouch. That was harsh. I'm impressed. :p
P.S. My IQ is actually 128
In your case IQ stands for "Imbecile quotient", Ha!
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Why not. Panther, I might appoint you as head of Department of Homeland Security, but under my leadership they would only handle shoplifting cases. LOL
If I were President, I would appoint Panther as Secretary of the Inferior and you are Secretary of offense.
I should be President though, I come from Royal blood. My dad was Sir osis of liver and my brother was Sir loin of beef.
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P.S. My IQ is actually 128
If I vote for you can 128 be the speed limit?
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If I vote for you can 128 be the speed limit?
Why not. I hate getting speeding tickets as much as the next guy.
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COOL! I am so there for ya! :D
How 'bout we round it up to an even buck-fifty?!?
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Why not abolish the speed limit all together?
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Call the interstates, "EagleBahns"!
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Call the interstates, "EagleBahns"!
I like it. Has a good catch.
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I don't think Blue Eagle is smart enough to be President. He is from Texas, so I asked him for a picture of the state Seal!
He sent me a picture of a Sea Lion?? :confused:
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Hey BE, if you get in, make me cheif border patrol guy. I have a wicked idea for a high voltage fence with metal grids underneath and we can cut a small river from the Gulf to the Pacific 20 feet in front of the fence. We can also send all the stupid people to Alaska and export our criminals to Cuba.
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Hey BE, if you get in, make me cheif border patrol guy.
Very well.
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I have a wicked idea for a high voltage fence with metal grids underneath and we can cut a small river from the Gulf to the Pacific 20 feet in front of the fence.
I agree with you 110%!! Perhaps we can also ship all the illegals out of here?
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We can also send all the stupid people to Alaska and export our criminals to Cuba.
Alaska? It's the most beautiful state in the country! Why reward stupid people by sending them there? I think Death Valley is a much, much better place. But we will probably have to send at least 80% of Americans there.
Criminals to Cuba? Well naturally it depends on the offense. I wouldn't mind sending all the murders and sex offenders there though.
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He sent me a picture of a Sea Lion?? :confused:
Isn't it? :p
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Isn't it? :p
My we are funny today. You work for a circus??:D
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You work for a circus??:D
In a matter of speaking...
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Blueeagle, you say you have an I.Q. of 128? that is pretty smart but not smart enough. If you were smarter, you wouldn't run at all. Who in there right mind would want that job?
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Okay BlueEagle....after that wonderful post that included not personally bashing the OP...you have won my vote for president :)
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Okay BlueEagle....after that wonderful post that included not personally bashing the OP...you have won my vote for president :)
Thank you my friend. See, contrary to what others may say, I can be a nice guy. Ten percent of the time... ;)
Oh yes, I still need a vice president. The jobs yours if you want it. :p