Can You Get Away With Shoplifting by Wearing a Disguise

My question involves criminal law for the state of: any state

If someone who was caught shoplifting at a store and banned went back in the store wearing a disguise, what is the probability that any facial recognition software will catch them anyways? Like if some were to dress totally differently, wear makeup, a hat, and glasses and style their hair completely differently is it likely that facial recognition software will still catch them?

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Quoting lp101

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My question involves criminal law for the state of: any state

If someone who was caught shoplifting at a store and banned went back in the store wearing a disguise, what is the probability that any facial recognition software will catch them anyways? Like if some were to dress totally differently, wear makeup, a hat, and glasses and style their hair completely differently is it likely that facial recognition software will still catch them?

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You must be really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY bored, huh?

65% if you're not Jim Carrey
35% if you are Jim Carrey

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Quoting Dogmatique

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You must be really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY bored, huh?

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Why do you think that?

Didn't this already get answered for you?

Is this in reference to you getting busted for returning to a store that you'd previously been banned from? If so, it really doesn't matter. You were recognized and trespassed for it. Whether or not they used facial recognition software.

FYI, facial recognition software operates by mapping the faces topography not by comparing superficial features such as different hair, makeup and glasses. unless you start to apply facial prosthetics which is way more hassle that it's worth, even if you know what you're doing. IT also won't fool all of the various measurements.

I recommend you stop being stupid and just don't go to stores where you shoplifted and were banned. Also, stop shoplifting.

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Quoting lp101

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Why do you think that?

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Because you asked the same stupid question in your prior thread and received replies. Yet here you are again.

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Quoting lp101

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My question involves criminal law for the state of: any state

If someone who was caught shoplifting at a store and banned went back in the store wearing a disguise, what is the probability that any facial recognition software will catch them anyways? Like if some were to dress totally differently, wear makeup, a hat, and glasses and style their hair completely differently is it likely that facial recognition software will still catch them?

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Go away and spend some quiet time alone - maybe you can figure out why your question is a dumb one.

If you try it, hopefully you won't get away with it.

Do you REALLY think a legal board is going to provide you with tips on how to shoplift and get away with it?

Of course you were meaning to shoplift again. Don't even imagine we don't know that.

You seem to think this is the "how do I get a way with breaking the law and get away with it forum." That's not the case. Please go elsewhere.

I decided to skip my court date. I thought maybe the judge and prosecution would forget about it, since I'm sure they have bigger problems to worry about. Well, a few days later i was driving and was pulled over for being slightly over the speed limit. They got my license, then the cop walked to his car and came back a few minutes later, and told me I was under arrest. A bench warrant had been issued for my arrest. What am I being charged with for this?

Ok. The troll is strong with this one.

You are being charged with Failure to Appear most likely, as well as whatever other criminal charges are outstanding.

Go.
Away.
Troll.

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I decided to skip my court date. I thought maybe the judge and prosecution would forget about it, since I'm sure they have bigger problems to worry about. Well, a few days later i was driving and was pulled over for being slightly over the speed limit. They got my license, then the cop walked to his car and came back a few minutes later, and told me I was under arrest. A bench warrant had been issued for my arrest. What am I being charged with for this?

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: lp101 is really really REALLY stupid. Seldom on these boards have I met someone as stupid as lp101 (and that's saying a lot). If lp101 is genuine, then we're talking single digit IQ here. If lp101 is a troll, well let's just say that she hasn't come anywhere near graduating from troll school.

lp101, you are truly a complete and utter waste of time. For society's sake, please go to your room right now, and don't ever come out again.

I think I may be able to represent myself in court. I was once told I should be a lawyer because I can dispute anything.

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Quoting lp101

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I think I may be able to represent myself in court. I was once told I should be a lawyer because I can dispute anything.

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And, yet, you've not disputed that 1) you're a troll and 2) your IQ is in the single digit territory. In fact, your continued postings seem to confirm that you are indeed, a troll. And a bad one at that.

Just because you can dispute it doesn't mean that the ground on which you build said dispute are solid.

But please...go right ahead.

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Quoting Shadowbunny

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And, yet, you've not disputed that 1) you're a troll and 2) your IQ is in the single digit territory. In fact, your continued postings seem to confirm that you are indeed, a troll. And a bad one at that.

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Like button. :D

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Quoting lp101

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I think I may be able to represent myself in court. I was once told I should be a lawyer because I can dispute anything.

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You go right ahead and do that. Please do not come back and tell us about it afterwards.

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Quoting cbg

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You go right ahead and do that. Please do not come back and tell us about it afterwards.

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Like button.

Or maybe i could just skip this court date too and never speed or run a red light again...that way I wouldn't be pulled over and arrested again. O could the police show up at my house?

Just in case you are this stupid and not a troll -
OR never ride with someone who gets pulled over OR gets hit by someone else in a traffic accident OR ever has contact with the police OR applies for a job that does a background check.

Not a fun way to live.

Couldn't I refuse to show any ID if I was in an accident? And if I was riding with someone else and they were pulled over why would the police care about me?

This isn't going away. If you are asked to produce an ID and you refuse or cannot you may be subject to detention until your identification is established at which time you'll be arrested.

Get an attorney and deal with this head on or it will haunt you.

Unless you'er a troll. If you're a troll I recommend a different bridge.

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I think I may be able to represent myself in court. I was once told I should be a lawyer because I can dispute anything.

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Sweety, my 2 year old granddaughter raises a dispute every time her pull-up gets changed. She is just as capable as you are of being an attorney.

I decline to feed the troll any longer.

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Quoting cbg

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I decline to feed the troll any longer.

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Definitely. I thought I saw the tea trolley around somewhere. Anyone have scones?

Can Kohl's have shared info about me as well as my picture with other nearby stores?

Why don't you just blow away in the wind...

Why does everyone think I'm trolling?

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Why does everyone think I'm trolling?

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I'll bite.

Because folk can't believe that there is a person such as yourself who is sooo stoopid. :stupid:

Take up interweb shopping, because to think LP people don't share notes (not to mention a whole database or two) is delusional at best.

I tried to sue Kohl's for embarrassing me in front of the other customers by having two uniformed loss prevention officers lead me to the security office. They could have had me follow them from a distance. I lost and as I was warned on my previous thread, I did indeed get fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit. The judge seemed very annoyed with me. Could I be facing jail time for all of this?

I have tea but no scones or cakes. Where the heck are is the pastry trolley?

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Quoting free9man

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I have tea but no scones or cakes. Where the heck are is the pastry trolley?

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What does that mean?

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Quoting lp101

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What does that mean?

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It means:

"This person, if not a troll, is not equipped to perform the basic functions of living without supervision and therefore we should no longer encourage his delusions".

HTH

I'm thinking of going back to Kohl's later today, should I?

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Quoting lp101

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I'm thinking of going back to Kohl's later today, should I?

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Yeah go ahead. Why not? Take a risk.

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Quoting free9man

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I have tea but no scones or cakes. Where the heck are is the pastry trolley?

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Be there shortly - I'm finishing up the refill.

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Be there shortly - I'm finishing up the refill.

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Lovely. I'm famished.

I went back to Kohl's today. The same lost prevention agent from the first and second time walked up to me and told me he was sick of seeing me in the store and having to constantly deal with me. He told me that I am banned from all Kohl's for life with no chance of the ban being lifted. I am now facing 2 criminal trespass charges. So all my charges are:
Shoplifting
Criminal Trespass x2
Failure to Appear
and I have also been fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

I cannot financially afford to deal with all of this. My job also found out about the charges and I was fired.

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Quoting lp101

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I went back to Kohl's today. The same lost prevention agent from the first and second time walked up to me and told me he was sick of seeing me in the store and having to constantly deal with me. He told me that I am banned from all Kohl's for life with no chance of the ban being lifted. I am now facing 2 criminal trespass charges. So all my charges are:
Shoplifting
Criminal Trespass x2
Failure to Appear
and I have also been fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

I cannot financially afford to deal with all of this. My job also found out about the charges and I was fired.

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No one cares. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. Now be gone troll.

you just won the lottery and found out that rules and laws do apply to you and can have other unintended consequences (like losing your real job) ! WOW!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You sure showed Kohls!