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Dogmatique
Honey, you'd be intellectually compromised by a blunt butter knife.
:D
Your nuts would probably drop to the ground with nothing more than a slack rubber band.
And honey, to you, is the substance you lick from your wife's black bull (specifically, his ass crack and groins) after he's come from the gym and bred your wife, again: Get the honey, sweetie...
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Really cbg? We've been in our house since 1990. We have a no soliciting sign. The religious folk aren't soliciting, so they knock. We get them about once every other month. I just don't open our door to unkowns in general. I have one dog that sounds like she'll take your head off, but in actuality will just take off out the door to the neighbor's house to eat the cat food left out for the ferals.
But, if my hubby wants to have some fun...see my post above. :D
but they are soliciting.
They want your soul.
I don't know what state you are in but in mine a no trespassing sign is a legal notice. Should the sign be disregarded a call to the police removes the unwanted people.
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but they are soliciting.
They want your soul.
I don't know what state you are in but in mine a no trespassing sign is a legal notice. Should the sign be disregarded a call to the police removes the unwanted people.
Sounds like a good way to get some pussy. All you've have to do is get her on her knees and start hitting her head with the bible while yelling at her. "THE POWER OF GOD!" Probably why they call it Bible thumping.
Anytime you call the police you greatly increase the risk of him getting his cum inside your wife. Best avoided.
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I just don't think anyone gets soooo many such visitors that it is a real problem. I have never lived anywhere where this has been but the occasional blip once every several months. About once every few months I come home or wake up to find The Watchtower under my doormat, but is it REALLY that big of a problem? I doubt it.
I get more far more kids coming to the door selling cookie dough and girl scout cookies than trying to talk to me about religion. And those that do will find me polite and not an Adam Henry. Guess that's me.
I think very few people ever end up with more than the occaisional door knocker, though the frequency no doubt depends on where you live. Nevertheless, I’ve lived in a number of different places from one side of the country to the other and places in between and have never had any religious canvasser at my door. Or any sales people either, for that matter. At least not while I was home, anyway. The only people I’ve ever seen at my door that were were not invited guests have been meter readers for the the utilities and once a census taker.
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but they are soliciting.
They want your soul.
I don't know what state you are in but in mine a no trespassing sign is a legal notice. Should the sign be disregarded a call to the police removes the unwanted people.
IMO they are soliciting, in theirs they are not. We don't have a no trespassing sign. Hubs needs to have some fun. :rolleyes:
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but they are soliciting.
They don’t meet the legal definition of the term soliciting, though.
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Taxing Matters
They don’t meet the legal definition of the term soliciting, though.
Um, tm, that was humor. I know you are actually an attorney but I didn't think you had to give up your sense of humor to receive your license.
And yes, just in case it is true that you do, the statement to you was humor as well.
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Where I used to live they sprung up like annual flowers. Where I live now I almost had one but once they saw the no-trespassing sign they backed started backing out of my drive before ever reaching my house.
and be what's with the firefighters seeking donations? Who is the beneficiary of those activities?
It's a volunteer fire department. The FD itself is the beneficiary, and since I'll be calling them if there's ever a fire, it only makes sense to support them.
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Holy moly. I seem to have changed genders and become a bigamist ... overnight.
I received no prior notice of this - can I sue?
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Holy moly. I seem to have changed genders and become a bigamist ... overnight.
I received no prior notice of this - can I sue?
The gender change without your permission is med-mal to say the least!