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  • 03-16-2016, 06:53 PM
    cbg
    Re: How to Stop Religious Door Knockers
    Seriously. If this is the biggest thing you have to worry about, consider yourself lucky.
  • 04-02-2016, 12:18 PM
    Sire
    Re: How to Stop Religious Door Knockers
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    You're using the internet. You've already been profiled by millions of companies and you don't even know it.

    wtf are you talking about now?

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    If it's a crime? Of course it is.

    As to getting it prosecuted; maybe, maybe not.

    usually saying this (with phone in hand); hold on a second. I'm calling the police right now to report your trespass since you ignored my warning sign.

    that usually gets them to hightail it it of there and not come back.

    I understand that your lawyers and logic apparently isn't your strong suit. However, if you say hold on a second, that would mean that you've already called the police.
  • 04-02-2016, 12:32 PM
    Dogmatique
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    I understand that your lawyers and logic apparently isn't your strong suit. However, if you say hold on a second, that would mean that you've already called the police.

    Oh, the irony. You can leave now.
  • 04-02-2016, 12:37 PM
    Sire
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    Oh, the irony. You can leave now.

    I'm not going anywhere. I'm just saying for having so much power over the lives of others. You're not very sharp.
  • 04-02-2016, 01:13 PM
    jdbofky
    Re: How to Stop Religious Door Knockers
    Do what I do: standing in the doorway, I shout back over my shoulder to my wife, "Maw, you put down that shotgun raht now! These hyer folks look like nice people!" Works every time ;)
  • 04-02-2016, 01:24 PM
    Dogmatique
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    I'm not going anywhere. I'm just saying for having so much power over the lives of others. You're not very sharp.

    Honey, you'd be intellectually compromised by a blunt butter knife.

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    Do what I do: standing in the doorway, I shout back over my shoulder to my wife, "Maw, you put down that shotgun raht now! These hyer folks look like nice people!" Works every time ;)

    I find wearing my pentacle and nothing else also works well.

    :D
  • 04-02-2016, 03:58 PM
    jk
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    I'm not going anywhere. .

    if I recall your situation you are probably right, for about 6 months anyway. Enjoy
  • 04-02-2016, 06:21 PM
    BooRennie
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    I find wearing my pentacle and nothing else also works well.

    :D

    I came this :applause: close to telling some Baptist woman who knocked on my door to invite my then 4 year old to their children's church "I'm a pagan and she's heathen." :victorious:
  • 04-02-2016, 06:25 PM
    Cocoabean
    Re: How to Stop Religious Door Knockers
    My husband tells them the coven is gathering soon, and that he is glad our sacrifice has shown up!
  • 04-02-2016, 08:48 PM
    Dogmatique
    Re: How to Stop Religious Door Knockers
    Yeah, this pretty much confirms what I suspected.

    We're all related, and there's a reason why CBG lives where she lives ;) :D
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