Re: How to Stop Religious Door Knockers
Seriously. If this is the biggest thing you have to worry about, consider yourself lucky.
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Pringle
You're using the internet. You've already been profiled by millions of companies and you don't even know it.
wtf are you talking about now?
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jk
If it's a crime? Of course it is.
As to getting it prosecuted; maybe, maybe not.
usually saying this (with phone in hand); hold on a second. I'm calling the police right now to report your trespass since you ignored my warning sign.
that usually gets them to hightail it it of there and not come back.
I understand that your lawyers and logic apparently isn't your strong suit. However, if you say hold on a second, that would mean that you've already called the police.
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Sire
I understand that your lawyers and logic apparently isn't your strong suit. However, if you say hold on a second, that would mean that you've already called the police.
Oh, the irony. You can leave now.
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Dogmatique
Oh, the irony. You can leave now.
I'm not going anywhere. I'm just saying for having so much power over the lives of others. You're not very sharp.
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Do what I do: standing in the doorway, I shout back over my shoulder to my wife, "Maw, you put down that shotgun raht now! These hyer folks look like nice people!" Works every time ;)
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Sire
I'm not going anywhere. I'm just saying for having so much power over the lives of others. You're not very sharp.
Honey, you'd be intellectually compromised by a blunt butter knife.
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Do what I do: standing in the doorway, I shout back over my shoulder to my wife, "Maw, you put down that shotgun raht now! These hyer folks look like nice people!" Works every time ;)
I find wearing my pentacle and nothing else also works well.
:D
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Sire
I'm not going anywhere. .
if I recall your situation you are probably right, for about 6 months anyway. Enjoy
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Dogmatique
I find wearing my pentacle and nothing else also works well.
:D
I came this :applause: close to telling some Baptist woman who knocked on my door to invite my then 4 year old to their children's church "I'm a pagan and she's heathen." :victorious:
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My husband tells them the coven is gathering soon, and that he is glad our sacrifice has shown up!
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Yeah, this pretty much confirms what I suspected.
We're all related, and there's a reason why CBG lives where she lives ;) :D