Determination

[blueeagle]

RU Kidding me? That woman has more money than God.

Why did you leave her? You dumbass!! I guess common sense is the first thing you old people lose!!

[M'sta Mikey]

Why did you leave her? You dumbass!! I guess common sense is the first thing you old people lose!!

She ran off with you so I guess you'd be the author of that novel. I told ya, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and smells like a duck....God I can't say it. It's tempting but...Yeah, we get along!

[blueeagle]

She ran off with you so I guess you'd be the author of that novel. I told ya, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and smells like a duck....God I can't say it. It's tempting but...Yeah, we get along!

Hey, how much money she got? Send her my way! I need a new truck, a couple computers, a nice gun collection, about 200 acres of land, and a big mansion! Then after 6 months I git me a dayvorce! After all is said-and-done, I git me a purdy blonde like Gigirle!

HAHAHAHA! Kidding

[M'sta Mikey]

Barring the Gigirle comment; months of marriage won't buy your hillbilly keister squat! In order to qualify for division of community property you have to stick it out for quite awhile, especially in Texas. Look at W'ubya! He's been there forever and look what he's got after 8 years in office...Laura, and Cheney in a bunny suit shootin' Peter Cottentail; theirs a picture for the year book!

What you get? Play a country song backwards on the 'record player'; turntable ya yahoo. Ya get sober, your dog back, your horse back, and your wife back (not necessarily in that order).

Pick wisely old man. Mr. Edd has you in his sights....Wilber!

[zedex]

BlueEagle said there was sumtin' fowl about ya.

There is. It is actually pretty easy to do, you just mount her and stick a leg in each pocket and hold on.

[Guilty Or Not Guilty]

Hey, how much money she got? Send her my way! I need a new truck, a couple computers, a nice gun collection, about 200 acres of land, and a big mansion! Then after 6 months I git me a dayvorce! After all is said-and-done, I git me a purdy blonde like Gigirle!

HAHAHAHA! Kidding

Which one were you kidding about, getting the divorce? So that will make you a bigamist. Ehh, you nasty.